General: Hey Coach, you need a beer?

As most sports fan's know by now, pictures of current Iowa State basketball coach Larry Eustachy surfaced of him drinking the low-budget Natural "Natty" Light and smooching on some college-babes after an ISU loss at Missouri.

After perusing the Iowa State web site looking for some additional info, I found no mention of the scandal. (Hmm... they must want to keep it out of the media.)

What college aged guy isn't thinking "Man, this guy is living the dream. Making millions and fraternizing with voluptuous sorority girls."

Don't we all wish that happened in our college days? Maybe I should go back. (Side Note: Frank was recently accepted into a Ph. D. Program at Texas Tech University, which just so happens to be the home of the two "Real Cancun" twins.)

Anyway, this latest development in debauchery got me thinking about what would happen if other sports coaches showed up at a college party. Here's some possible examples.

Bob Knight, Texas Tech: "What do you mean we're out of beer?!" (throws empty keg across room) Drunk party-goer exclaims: "Dude, what the f@!*"?"

Ben Howland, UCLA and Roy Williams, UNC: "This party is good, but we hear there is a more prestigious party with more beer and women down the street."

Jon Gruden, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: "Can I party?" Guy at door: "Sorry kid you have to be at least 18 (sic) or a hot chick to drink at a college party."

Pat Riley, Miami Heat: "This watered-down, urine tasting lager will do wonders for my hair and tan."

Door Guy:" Who did you say you were again?" Former Cowboys Coach Dave Campo: "Dave Campo" DG:" Oh Dave... Dave's not here man."

Bill Self, Kansas: "Eustachy wasn't lying when he said the KU girls are hot, but it doesn't compare to my old job, the veritable chick hotbed, Oral Roberts."

Brian Billick, Baltimore Ravens: "I would trade into the first round to draft some Natural Light around here. I believe Natural Light has the potential to be a starting beverage."