Yo Mamma Jokes

Ah, just read them...
Yo mamma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot-out

Yo mamma so stupid she took a knife to a drive-by shooting

Yo mamma so poor she did a drive-by in a shopping cart

Yo mamma so poor when I leaned against the shopping cart she said "get off the family bus"

Yo mamma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

By james bond
Published: 6/11/2006 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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