Heavy Petting

I don't trust anyone who doesn't have a pet
I'm not talking pet playmate, pet peeve or pet-o-philia
I am talking the 4 legged beast you let into your home.
And I don't mean someone on all fours
I mean a cat or dog
I have had both
I now have 3 dogs
Lesbians of you must know
just kidding
I have incestuous mother and daughter
Lhasa-Cocka-Apso-Shitzu-Poo
is their exact bloodline
Momma (Ickis) is blonde and willing to go on her back for anyone
Daughter (Milli) is an angel just like the daughter of a love slut would be I suppose.
Icki(s) is demanding of anyone’s attention that comes to the door
She always finds away to end up under a friendly palm
And then flips on her back faster than a $20 whore
And sweet Milli tries to get attention but Icki has stolen all the lime-light.
Milli is like me in a way
She has the Middle-Child Mentality
I'll take the attention when I get it
And if not I'll still be OK
Milli used to be a one mans dog
Then my lover died
And I had to start all over with her
She was so codependent- it was so cute
Reminded me of myself
She was always at my side and felt she had to protect me
Growling at friends if they got to close to me
I'd say
"Milli relax it's my job to growl at me friends"
Icki- like her mother Muffin really were like sluts
They loved everyone they met
And would roll over for anyone
Even people that didn't like or have pets
were converted by Muffin, the matriarch, and Ickis
Even friends have gotten pets after meeting mine.
I’ve seen people that didn't enjoy pets not seeming to enjoy life
A pet is part of man's history
Both cats and dogs have been valuable companions
My pets have helped me through some of the worst times in my life,
They are always there next to me
A bond deeper than words and expressed though action
They help when my biplor swings to the dark side
They help me appreciate everyday
And like a mirror they reflect the treatment in their pack
If there is reincarnation
I want to come back as one of my pets
Even if it is one of the cats