Yo Mama So Old...

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired'

Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals.

Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.