Yo mama so...

Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history.

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no body else gets any sun.

Yo mama's breath is so bad you ain’t black she just breathe on u a lot.

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach Greenpeace tried to throw her back in the ocean.

Yo mama so old i told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born they slapped her mother.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born her mom said "What a treasure!" and her dad said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest they said "Sorry no professionals."

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama so stupid she had sex with another woman and got pregnant.

Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and she said "Who threw that rock!"

Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo mama so ugly when she walked into a bank they had to turn off all the security cameras.

Yo mama so old her tits give sour milk.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into strip clubs they pay her to keep her clothes ON!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama so stupid they had to dig for her IQ.

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

Yo mama so stupid she asked "What’s the number for 911?"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.