Yo Mama Is…Insults

Adult - yo mama is so hairy it looks like she...
yo mama is so hairy it looks like she got buck wet in a head lock.

yo mama is so fat every time she turns around we throw her a welcome back party.

yo mama is so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head.

yo mama is like a shotgun 5 cocks and she blows.

yo mama is like frosted flakes she's great.

yo mama teeth so yellow that her tonsils got a sun burn.

yo mama is like a light switch even a 5 year old can turn her on.

yo mama is so fat when she sit in a bath tub the toilet water rises.

yo mama is so fat her teeth got stretch marks.

yo mama is so dumb she got fired from an m and m factory for throwing away all of the w's.

By kyle goodin
Published: 7/24/2006
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