My mom would be a shamed if she saw this

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund

Yo mama so stupid when we told her it was chilly outside she got a bowl and spoon

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so fat she was baptized in marine world

Yo mama so fat she tripped in 4th Avenue and landed in 12th

Yo mama so fat I ran out of gas while trying to drive around her

Yo mama so fat she would have had a role in ET but when she rode the bike across the moon she made an eclipse

Yo mama so fat when she hula hoops she hula hoops the Superbowl

Yo mama so fat that if you look at the sun close enough you can actually see her big boobs shining

Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for mooning

Yo mama so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look good

Yo mama so poor she couldn't afford to pay attention

Yo mama so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving

Yo mama so black she was marked absent at night school

Yo mama so dirty she has to sneak up on the bathtub