Yo Mama
Yo Mama so old when she breast feeds you it comes out like powdered milk…
Yo Mama is so dumb she asked DR. Dare for a tummy tuck.
Yo Mama is so dumb she tried to put M&M's in order
Yo Mama is so dumb when the weather man said it was going to be a chilly night she grabbed a spoon and waited.
Yo Mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and all kinds of candy popped out.
Yo Mama is so poor she takes attendance.
Yo Mama is so poor she was kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo Mama is so poor I stepped on a penny on top a paper she said get the hell off my pay check.
Yo Mama so old when she breast feed you it comes out like powdered milk.
Yo Mama so old she owes God 5$.
Yo Mama is like a bowling ball she gets fingered, goes in the gutter and comes back for more
Tell me what you think, I’m heartless it won't hurt?
Yo Mama is so dumb she tried to put M&M's in order
Yo Mama is so dumb when the weather man said it was going to be a chilly night she grabbed a spoon and waited.
Yo Mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and all kinds of candy popped out.
Yo Mama is so poor she takes attendance.
Yo Mama is so poor she was kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo Mama is so poor I stepped on a penny on top a paper she said get the hell off my pay check.
Yo Mama so old when she breast feed you it comes out like powdered milk.
Yo Mama so old she owes God 5$.
Yo Mama is like a bowling ball she gets fingered, goes in the gutter and comes back for more
Tell me what you think, I’m heartless it won't hurt?
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