Yo Mamma So...

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Yo mamma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like she's throwing up gang signs.

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

Yo mamma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street kicking a can and I asked her what she's doing.... she said "Moving!"

Yo mamma's so old she's in Moses' yearbook!

By Robert Spellman
Published: 6/11/2006
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