Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat that when she bends over we enter day-light savings time.
Yo mama so ugly her reflection quit.
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so dumb that she took a puzzle back to the store and said it was broken.
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped out of a plane with a yellow skirt on, everybody said, "look the sun!"
Yo mama so poor that when you got on her skateboard she said, "get off my f*****g car!"
Yo mama so fat that when she bends over we enter day-light savings time.
Yo mama so ugly her reflection quit.
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so dumb that she took a puzzle back to the store and said it was broken.
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped out of a plane with a yellow skirt on, everybody said, "look the sun!"
Yo mama so poor that when you got on her skateboard she said, "get off my f*****g car!"
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