Yo Momma Hair So...

Please READ this, it’s SO funny!
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice!

Yo momma so fat when she bends over we go into daylight savings time!

yo momma so greasy, she sweats Crisco!

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so fat she uses a carpet as a blanket.

Umm I did make them up so you can at least give me comments!

By Sha'dyayah Brown
Published: 6/11/2006
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