Don't Drink Vodka!!!!!!!

I just feel that maybe for those who didn't know this, I should tell them... Don't drink vodka! EVER!!!! Seriously, you may say it's cheap and get's you drunk, but so is beer, and it's not nearly as dodgy! You could have loads of vodka one night and come away completely sober and then drink the same the next night and pass out, and that can be really REALLY scary! I know this all sounds very random but I feel everyone should be warned! If you're drinking for the first time, try beer, if you've drank a bit, you could move onto wine, but start in moderation and work your way up(and I'd advise white your first time if you're drinking cheap, because the end of a cheap red bottle is like drinking the syrupy blood of road~kill!). Then if you've been drinking a while and are bored of beer, cider, wine and the likes, maybe move on to gin, whiskey or that sort of stuff, just KEEP AWAY FROM VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!