Computer Symbols

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emotions",where:

:)    means a smile and

:(    is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by

:-)   and

:-(   respectively.

      
Well, how about some "assicons"?  Here goes:

(_!_)      a regular ass

(__!__)    a fat ass

(!)        a tight ass

(_*_)      a sore ass

{_!_}      a swishy ass

(_o_)     an ass that's been around

(_x_)     kiss my ass

(_X_)     leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)    a tired ass

(_o^^o_)   a wise ass

(_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

(_$_)     Money coming out of his/her ass

(_?_)   Dumb Ass

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     oo*"           "*o.o*"        "*o.
   .o"                   'o"                 "o
   o                      o                    *o
  .o                       o                       'o
   o                         o                        o.
   o                          o                         o
   o                          \o/                       o
   o                         --0--                       o
   o.                         /o\                        o
   o                           o                         o
   o                           o                          o
   o                           o                       oo
   oo                         o                       oo
   oo.                       oo                    oo
   'ooo.                  .oo.                 ooo
   o ""oo,,        ,,oO-'Oo,       ,,,,,oo"o
   o.         """"""    oo       """""        o
   'o                     oo                     o'
    o                     oo                    o
    'o                     o                    o*
     o                     o                   o
      o                     o                  o
       o                    o                 o
       o                    o                 o
       o                    o                 o
       o                    o                 o