Jealousy : A Woman's Domain?

Ever noticed the wiggle of Jen’s ever-so famous butt, or Pam’s assets, the melon-shaped- ‘O-so-lovely well endowed circles par excellence. ‘Ever seen it from a man’s perspective?’ I sure have seen it from a man’s perspective and if you’d ever wanna bet that they will say the one thing in describing these fabulous figures, I can assure you that invariably all of them would use the same description that I have in the above lines!

You, I am sure won’t even attempt such a thing
I bet you won’t even attempt at understanding their ‘artistic’ point of view! I can also picture women turning all colours of the rainbow once the male description of the feminine ‘beauty’ is unleashed. We’ve understood that since time immemorial, women have sought to different ways of letting their hair down, especially when it comes to unleashing anger. In a really mild form, probably at its most nascent stage is where Jealousy comes in. At the time, no amount of blood counts or RBC level counts can justify the normal rate of redness in your blood. Most men agree that for a woman to get jealous is just normal. A rather feminine trait that all females are born with! "They just cannot appreciate beauty in any form, especially if it’s appreciating the ‘other’ woman!" Most men laugh it out considering women to be ‘immature’ especially when it comes to appreciate another soul, more so if its that really hot looking babe that your man was just ogling at!

Beauty! How the heck do you define that
It’s not uncommon for women to feel horribly jealous about another good-looking lady. After all, isn’t it true that when you love someone, feeling jealous about the other is the next obvious reaction. My man says that a hot bod is like a great looking sports car, you look at it, (not to mention deeply!) and you admire it, but once its gone, its just not there!!! Its gone, and what remains is ‘you’ the ever so loveable you!’ Well, it sure is hard to believe, as despite how rational we might have grown with age, there are still some fundamental differences that we all have in common. Cross your heart once and tell me that you haven’t given a second look to that broad (if I my say so!) bending to pick up her bag that so suddenly got dropped thanks to all your negative vibes! I sure would gasp with my jaw dropped to have more than a second look at her more than any man would! Most people would think I have tendencies, I’d say that I felt so jealous that I just had to measure her through and through to understand what it is that makes a man’s knees go wobbly!!

A Fact is a fact
Believe or not, it is true like the evolution of man, that a woman is bound to feel jealous when men or other women do their ‘appreciation’ bit to womanhood! I mean, with me standing next to her, how dare he throws her a glance. And so what if the figure hugging dress just accentuated her body, even make me feel like a man for an instant, she still has that ugly pair of glasses covering her ridiculously small eyes! Well, yes, I am human right! Don’t I have the privilege to speak my mind! Sure we all do ladies, but lets not forget, all these are mere examples to remind us time and again to remind us that, the extra bite of chocolate and that teeny weeny bit of cheese pizza that I overate, ultimate smiled through my love handles, making me….well, not so much of ogling material!! That also goes to prove that irrespective of how uninviting that gym and the instructor may be, if you’ve got to look like her, well, then that asks for a lot of attention!! Not to mention a lot of effort on your part to get rid of ‘their’ eyes off her face! Sitting pretty on that couch and munching loads of unwanted calories, would make you exactly like that….unwanted!! But me…..and look at her…….., Never……..After all I have my own persona, my own identity!!!!