Tough Guy
Three cowboys were sitting around a fire one night and they wanted to see who was the toughest.
The first cowboy said, "Well a while back, I wrestled a wild bull to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing, I was being hanged and I just wouldn't die so after an hour of hanging there they let me go."
The third cowboy just sat there quietly stirring the coals of the fire with his penis.
The first cowboy said, "Well a while back, I wrestled a wild bull to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing, I was being hanged and I just wouldn't die so after an hour of hanging there they let me go."
The third cowboy just sat there quietly stirring the coals of the fire with his penis.
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