An American In England

An American was on a train going across England and walked through the train looking for a seat. After he had walked the length of the train and found no seat he started back and saw a woman sitting there with her dog on the seat beside her. He said, "Madam would you please move your dog as that is the only empty seat on the train."

She replied,"No."

He then said, " Madam please move your dog as that is the only empty seat on the train and I paid for a seat and I would like to sit down."

She answered, "No."

He then reached over her and opened the window grabbed the dog and threw it out of the window and sat down.

An English man sitting across the aisle said, "Thats the trouble with you Americans, you do everything wrong."

The American replied, "What do you mean by that?"

"Well," said the Englishman, "You eat with the fork in the wrong hand, drive on the wrong side of the road, and you have just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."