Top Ten Reasons Men Won't Say

1. They don't mean it.

2. They want to get laid, but not *that* bad.

3. Their fathers didn't say it to their mothers.

4. It has become a throw-away phrase.

5. They don't want to be trapped in some long-term thing.

6. They've said it before and found out they were wrong.

7. They think it is much cooler to say it to other men, like Sammy and Frank.

8. It will lead to "I'll marry you".

9. It has become a throw-away phrase.

10. If they say it, their dicks will fall off.

By anisha
Published: 4/5/2002
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