Yo Mamma Jokes

PLEASE!!!! I'm begging you... Can you please read this?? PLEASE!!!!
Yo Mamma So Fat...
- Yo Mamma is so fat she could have played the gorilla in King Kong
- Yo Mamma is so fat when she trips rainbows Skittles fall out

Yo Mamma So Dumb...
- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought X-Men was a porno movie because of the X
- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought DSL stood for D*** Sucking Lips
- Yo Mamma is so dumb when she went to the bank she asked for daylight savings in her bank account

Other...
- Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow the sun is jealous


Well there's mine.

By Alexz Hadley
Published: 4/5/2006
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