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THE BEST - Yo momma so fat when she went to the...
Yo momma so fat when she went to the dry cleaner, they said we don’t do curtains.

Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach, Greenpeace said go back in the water.

Yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.

Yo momma so old she still owes Jesus $2.

Yo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo momma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo momma so ugly when she went to a strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on.

Yo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around.

By Cey Tee
Published: 4/5/2006		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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