The final bungee jump ?

I'm still here to tell the storey!
The final bungee jump ?
I stand on the edge!
I stand on the edge of a platform 300 feet above ground!
I stand on the edge of a platform 300 feet above ground about to jump off!

AM I MAD?

Why would I volenteer to do this?

So I'm standing on the edge of the platform about to jump, thinking...

OHH Damn!!!

What would happen if the bungee cord broke?
What would happen if the bungee cord is too long?

It would hurt!? I would die!?
Well at least if i'm dead it won't hurt!

So there it is, I've talked myself into jumping by thinking:- if I'm dead it won't hurt.. That makes sense!!

3 - 2 - 1 Bungee - eeeee

By Steve Nester
Published: 1/23/2005
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