Blonde Q&A

a few quickies about blondes
Q: What do you do if a blonde soldier throws a grenade at you?

A: pull out the pin and throw it back.

Q: What did the blond say when her doctor told her she was pregnant?

A: Is it mine?

If a blonde and a brunette fall out of a plane which will hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

By Linda Schmidt
Published: 12/20/2000
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