Three Blondes in the Woods

Find out what happens to a few blondes who happen across a set of tracks...
Three blondes are walking in the woods. They come across a set of tracks.

The 1st blonde looks closely and says: "Those are moose tracks".

The 2nd blonde crouches down and examines the tracks. "No, those are rabbit tracks," she says.

The 3rd blonde gets down on her hands and knees, checking the tracks very closely. "You're both wrong," she says. "Those are tiger tracks."

They began to argue about exactly what type of tracks they had found. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

By Linda Schmidt
Published: 12/20/2000
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