A Temporary Solution At Best
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for a long time, and it’s no secret that she’s knockout beauty. And even though I’m delighted to have such a good-looking girlfriend, it was a big problem when we began dating each other.
Every time I saw her, I’d get a massive erection. There was nothing I could do to control it. It just happened!
Obviously, I didn’t want to have this happen when I picked her up for our first date (at least not until after dinner). So I decided to tie my penis to my leg with a rope. I tied that thing down TIGHT, too.
It would’ve worked great, but unfortunately my girlfriend answered the door in a sheer teddy. There was nothing I could do to control it: I kicked her right in the face!
Every time I saw her, I’d get a massive erection. There was nothing I could do to control it. It just happened!
Obviously, I didn’t want to have this happen when I picked her up for our first date (at least not until after dinner). So I decided to tie my penis to my leg with a rope. I tied that thing down TIGHT, too.
It would’ve worked great, but unfortunately my girlfriend answered the door in a sheer teddy. There was nothing I could do to control it: I kicked her right in the face!
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