Political Potpourri
Why are Democrats better in bed?
Because you’ve never heard of getting a good piece of elephant.
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.
What does a politician have in common with Jeffrey Dahmer?
They both have skeletons in their closet.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
LIAR.
What do you call a democrat that sleeps around?
A breeding-heart liberal.
If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?
What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a corrupt lawyer?
Chelsea.
How does the IRS describe a day at work?
Taxing.
Because you’ve never heard of getting a good piece of elephant.
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.
What does a politician have in common with Jeffrey Dahmer?
They both have skeletons in their closet.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
LIAR.
What do you call a democrat that sleeps around?
A breeding-heart liberal.
If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?
What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a corrupt lawyer?
Chelsea.
How does the IRS describe a day at work?
Taxing.
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