Who is Married? - Little Johnny

"Teacher, I have a question for you," says little Johnny.

"If there are 3 women sitting in an ice cream parlor, and one is biting her ice cream cone, the second is licking her ice cream cone, and the third is sucking her ice cream cone, how can you tell which one is married?"

The teacher thought for a moment, and says "The one who is sucking her ice cream cone is the married one."

"Wrong," says Johnny, "you can tell which one is married by which one has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you think."

By anisha
Published: 12/13/2001		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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