General: Gay marriages and sports

So it has finally happened, the SJC of Massachusetts has ruled in favor of same sex marriages opening the door for the Republicans to blame the Democratic liberals and possibly boost the census of gay population within this state to an all time high.

Does this mean we are about to see an explosion of homosexuals and lesbian coming out of the closet? Who knows, but being a heterosexual male I have just a few questions and wonders to ponder on how this will effect the sports world...

When two guys decide to divorce, who has rights to the season tickets? If it involved seats behind the Bruins' Plexiglas, Celtics' bench, Red Sox' dugout or the Patriots' 50-yard line I'm fighting in court like it was child custody.

You can plan some great honeymoon trips to the Super Bowl, or the Pro Bowl in Hawaii. But, if you still feel like Fall is the best time to get married, then get yourself some World Series tickets because we all know there isn't going to be any in Boston anytime soon.

You can finally use the Patriots linen set on your bed that your mother brought for you last Christmas.

When your partner talks about his job at Reebok you're actually listening.

You and your partner can cutesy up and dress the same for a sporting event without any fear of harassment because no one would ever suspect anything. You could get extra kinky and wear grease paint together.

You no longer have to go to sports bars like "Hooters" and be subjected to beautiful, busty young women. You can now enjoy watching games at places called "Esera'" or "Chamberlin's".

With those thoughts out there I now have a serious thought for some of my straight readers out there to ponder.

Say your at a Celtics game with seats right behind the Lakers' bench. During the game Shaq keeps giving you the eye, and then around the third quarter he silently slips you his number and tells you to call his cell. Out of curiosity you call, during the conversation, he hits on you, offers to buy you an H2, and an apartment overlooking the Charles River to be his "man" when he comes into town.

Would you do it?

Drop me an answer at Sinista1@msn.com and I'll mention the funniest answers in my next piece.

As for my answer...

When you see me driving a silver tricked out H2 next week with ILUV34 vanity plates, just remember that I hit the lottery... Honestly.