I can't believe someone actually invented CHOCOLATE toothpaste!

Today, parents are so concerned with their kids watching porno or having sex, but I think that it is time for parents to fight the real enemy.
An enemy that the average parent is too scared to take on.
And that enemy is toothpaste.
It is no wonder that the kids of today are gaining weight at an alarming rate with all of the flavored toothpastes on the market.
Hell, today's toothpaste manufacturers have Jelly Belly beat! (For those of you who don't know who the hell Jelly Belly is, let me school you, Jelly Belly is a popular manufacturer of gourmet jelly beans that come in many unique flavors.)
It always surprises me when scientists blame American kid's weight gain on things like junk food in the school vending machines, lack of exercise, or fast food joints like McDonalds, Burger King or Pizza Hut.
But that ain't it!
With all of the flavored toothpastes on the market today, kids are not brushing their teeth with these toothpastes they are eating them AND THAT'S WHY THEY ARE GAINING SO MUCH WEIGHT and not to mention getting cavities up the yin-yang!
It would be simpler for a parent to let their kid brush their teeth with a bottle of soda pop or a pecan pie just to eliminate the middleman.
I think it is time for American parents to unite and demand that toothpaste manufacturers flavor toothpaste with things kids hate.
Examples:
-A Body Odor flavored toothpaste
-A Christmas Fruit Cake flavored toothpaste
By making nasty flavored toothpastes, kids will spend more time actually brushing their teeth with the toothpaste, albeit, rather quickly!
(But at least they won't be gaining weight from eating it anymore.)