Rocket Science

Future Rocket Scientist
A man is asked by his friend, "What does your son want to be when he grows up?"
"He wants to be a garbage collector," the man replies.
His friend says, "that’s a strange ambition."
"Yes, but he thinks garbage men only work on Tuesdays."

Rocket Science when talking to a pregnant lady.
1. "I hope your thighs won’t always be that flabby!"
2. "Whoa! For a minute there I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
3. "Maybe we should name the baby after my blonde secretary."
4. "You wouldn’t dare pull that trigger, Fatso!"
5. "Got milk?"

Insurance for Rocket Science
" Following the birth of my second child, I called our insurance company to inquire
about my short term disability policy.
"I just had a baby," I proudly announced to the representative on the phone.
"Congratulations! I’ll just need to get some information to activate your policy," she assured me. After taking down basic information, she asked "Was this a work related accident?"

We can’t forget about your favorite air-head.

Rocket Science for blondes
1. If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first? The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
2. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on both sides? An interpreter.
3. How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it off a cliff.

Finally, some wisdom from that famous Rocket Scientist, who gives new meaning to ‘boob tube’.

Rocket Science, Homer style
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to lie to."
"Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of something is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."
"I want to share something with you: the three secrets that will get you through life. Number one, ‘Cover for me!’ Number two, ‘Oh, good idea boss.’ Number three, ‘It was already like that when I got here!’"

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