Britney Spears' Truth

Spears’ letter is reportedly a missive drafted by the pop tart explaining her marital status among other things. Spears calls the letter "The Letter of Truth: I Hope You Can Handle It." The letter, reportedly, has not been posted on her official Website, BritneySpears.com, as of yet because she is putting the "finishing touches" on it. Oh, and the only catch is that if you’d like to read "exclusive content" such as "the letter of truth" it will cost you a mere $24.98 to join Brit’s fan club.

Apparently making more money is what Spears really cares about. She wants to share "her truth" with the world, for a small fee. Does this mean that Brit herself knows that her 15 minutes of fame are waning? Can she pull off another album? How many are left before fans are too turned off by her antics that they stop tuning in? Now that she is married…or is she? Spears says she is very proud of her "letter." No word yet on what the letter actually states.

Spears says, "It was a life-changing letter for me, and I just want my fans to read it. It really states where I am in my life right now. It is making closure with a lot of things and I think this is my ultimate truth." The ultimate truth about what, Brit? Whether or not she is married? Does she have an untreatable infection due to walking around public bathrooms without shoes? Is she a Kabbalist? Can’t wait for the "truth."