Bar Joke

A Cop is staked out in front of this bar. He has had a bad day and is in the mood to ruin somebody's good time. About 15 minutes before closing time, he sees a gentleman stagger out of the bar and lean against the wall for a minute, obviously too drunk to even get to his car. The Cop thinks this is the one he wants. "As soon as this guy gets behind the wheel of his car, I'm gonna ruin his day."

To the cop's dismay this guy just sinks to the ground, trying to catch his breath. "That's O.K., I'm patient. As soon as he gets in the car, he's mine..."

During the wait, all the other people exit the bar, get in their cars and drive away. Now this cops wants this one guy bad for making him wait.

The lights in the Bar go out. This guy finally gets up, walks slowly to his car, gets in. The Cop immediately hits his lights and pulls the poor guy out into the street.

"I know an alcoholic when I see one. Take this breathalizer test and I'll get you to a nice cold cell to spend the night". The guy takes the test. The Cops reads the meter.

Blood Alcohol Level ----- 0.00

"That's impossible!!! Do it again !!!

Blood Alcohol Level ----- 0.00

"I can't believe it !!! How did you do that???

The gentleman responds, "Tonight I'm the "Designated Decoy""......