When I'm Old

I'll never...
Collect Hummels, watch murder she wrote, stop stealing office supplies, listening to hard rock or space out on sofa, scaring kids when child catcher on Chitty Bang Bang comes on, and buy many fake jewelry on QVC.

By c k
Published: 2/17/2003
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