Britney’s Tell All

At the tender age of 22, Britney Spears is ready to tell all. She is reportedly in talks about who will ghost write the novel tentatively titled On My Own. Sources say the singer hopes to complete the book this year and that it will be "the book of 2004" and that "there are so many things she’ll include, it’s guaranteed to be a bestseller."

Spears will reportedly reveal the truth behind her love affairs with Justin Timberlake, Fred Durst, Colin Farrell, and Jason Alexander. She will supposedly explain how a drunken weekend in Las Vegas earlier this month led to a 55-hour marriage to childhood friend Alexander. She will also write about her wild partying and how friends and family have been concerned for her well-being. It was recently rumored that after her Vegas nuptials, her mother urged her to enter rehab. Despite the pop tart being MIA since her divorce, there has been no word of her entering a rehab facility.

The book will reveal Spears’ desires to make more movies and to continue with her music career. If she keeps up with her hard partying and bad decisions she won’t have a movie or music career to speak of. Her once golden touch has failed to help her in recent years. Her movie debut in Crossroads was lackluster and her recent album sales took a nosedive from 205,000 to 69,000 copies the week after her wedding. Spears’ U.S. tour is slated to kick off March 2 in San Diego. Maybe with a little time and good advice she can get back on top, but if she isn’t careful her fifteen minutes of fame might just be about up!