Your mama is....

Your mama is so fat that when Jesus was born and god said let the light shine, your mama was blocking the whole light
Your mama is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean she sucks all the water from her body.

By jenny mass
Published: 4/5/2006		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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