Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so stupid, she climbed a clear glass wall to see...
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REHANNA.R a/14 yo mamma is so poor I SAW HER KICKING A CAN I ASKS HER WHAT SHE DOING she said moveing lolz 5/25/2009
Lisa chacon your mama is so stupid she was suppose to take bus 44 but she took bus 22 twice instead 5/18/2009
Lisa chacon they r so good. How did u come up with these 5/18/2009
Peng vangsta Yo momma is so stupid, she got a nosebleed and said "oh, I've got my period!" 4/30/2009
the one Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. 4/30/2009
dirtypoophead11 oh my gosh! these jokes are to powerful! I cant withstand them 3/17/2009
dirtypoophead11 your momma so fat she cant even breathe 3/17/2009
killa i'll beat any one bring it on people 2/9/2009
NICK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2/9/2009
anthony day so if any of you guys live in spanish fork all battle to bring it i am ready for you magets 11/21/2008
anthony day hey you guys all battle any person out there bring it 11/21/2008
anthony day your mama is so poor when i moved my skate board she said whos moveing my couch 11/21/2008
shashalyn your mama so fat when she weared a yellow raincot people said taxxi 10/9/2008
2funny4u yo mama so scary they reanamed halloween to your-mama-ween 8/6/2008
2funny4u Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry 8/6/2008
vv shortie really really funny so when will you have yo dadies jokes 7/7/2008
taytay yo momma so stupid she tried two but a food stamp in the corned muchine 5/9/2008
zdog yo mama so stuip she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind 4/28/2008
zdog nice ones and funny 4/28/2008
chie ur mum so fat she got a little fat person orbiting her 4/18/2008
scott robinson nice 1 people

your mamma so fat scientist thought there was another planet, her hair was the grass and sweat was the sea!!!!
4/10/2008
ses.m your mommas so dumb the cops were chasing her and her friends and she hid in a potato sack one cop kicked the dog kennel and one of your moms friends said ruff ruff the cop kicked the potato sack and your mom said potatoes potatoes! 4/1/2008
ses.m your mommas so fat she took her underwear to the dry cleaners and they said: "sorry no parachutes allowed" 4/1/2008
RANGA08 I C U 4/1/2008
ses.m Your mommas so fat when she jumped in the sea the whales started singing "we are family". 4/1/2008
RANGA08 Your momma is so dumb
she got locked in a super market
and starved to death......
4/1/2008
RANGA08 Your momma is
like a door handle...
EVeryone has a turn!!!
4/1/2008
RANGA08 YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID
SHE GOT HIT BY
A PARKD CAR!!
4/1/2008
RANGA08 YO MOMMA IS SO FAT
SHE USES THE EQUATOR
AS HER BELT!!
4/1/2008
RANGA08 YO MOMMA IS SO FAT
SHE JUMPED OFF A PLANE WEARING
A YELLOW SUIT
AND PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING
AAAH THE SUN IS FALLING DOWN
4/1/2008
RANGA08 Your momma is so fat
she went for a walk a long the beach &
the whales started singing
we are family!
4/1/2008
souljagirl yo mamma so fat that when she jumps she creatse a earthquake 2/26/2008
souljagirl
THESE JOKES ARE HORRABLE
2/26/2008
fffffffffffff damnn that was soo funy 2/15/2008
CAROLINA YO MAMMA IS SO FUN THAT IT MAIKES MY DOG LAUGHT EVRY TIME I SEE IT
1/30/2008
PIE!!!!!!!! YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT A SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT 1/28/2008
dejvid It's great 1/26/2008
Sarai Umphrey i love your mamma jockes there so funny i wish i coud lern some of them i whach your showes all the time ill never stop waching them ever some times ill tell them to my friends. 12/19/2007
marni Yo mama so fat that when she swims in the ocean all the whales start singing the song "We are family" 12/4/2007
star good jokes people 11/2/2007
gabe yo mama is so ugly a blind man wouldnt even marrie her 7/25/2007
ruben your mama is like a pizza cheap and gressy. 6/14/2007
Ashley Davies Hi, my name is ashley davies and i go to th college high school in birmingham, and i am 15 years old, i really think that the jokes on this site re truely mazing, i cant believe the qualitity of them. I was laughing for ages when i read them, me and my fellow chess club members love them so much. I cant believe i have only just found these, you have definatley changed my life for ever, i love your site so much, i think that you all deserve a big gold medal and a big hug. I will recommend your site to all the big mommas out there, you are truely brilliant. i will love you always and forever. Thank you so much. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 4/30/2007
sask unbalivable just wow...

3/30/2007
WHITNEY HEY THID IS FUNNY!! 2/6/2007
WHITNEY THEY R SO FUNNY!!! U GUYS R GOOD OH YEA UR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUT A PENNY IN THE GUM BALL THING AND WAITED FOR CHANGE! !!LOL 2/6/2007
Leo LOL Good, but im better 2/3/2007
blaine yo mama so fat when you stepped on the scales and the scales said 1 at a time please 1/4/2007
terina yo momma is so dum u were born 12/4/2006
michael yo mama so old i pat her back and her boobs fell off 11/22/2006
funkyllamaboy26 .....Wow 11/14/2006
bubble gut yo mama got arrested on halloween for being so ugly 10/24/2006
bubble gut yo mama so stupid she stole a free balloon on free balloon day 10/24/2006
tyrese yo mama is so dumb she thought tony blair was anigger 10/10/2006
bob me you mamma is so fat,she stepped on a scale and it said "to be countinued 10/1/2006
corey "CHILL" 8/29/2006
chris they was alright i liked the other one best 8/29/2006
paris funny 8/28/2006
lauren you so crazy 8/25/2006
cole rude jockes be more cool jerk 8/22/2006
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