Yo Mamma Jokes #1

So funny you will pee in your pants:)
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christyy FUNNNNY !
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you deserve an award .
haha.
2/16/2007
empress rasta allyuh is ah set ah shottaz 11/28/2006
JOKER YO MAMA so fat when she stepped on a scale it said her phone # and that was yust her left leg! 10/7/2006
Missy Malibu these jokes are really funny i lmao!! 9/24/2006
i don't no your mammas so dumb she got hit by a parked car....lol... 9/6/2006
i don't no yo mammas so dumb that she made water proof teabags 9/6/2006
i don't no your mamma is so dum she sat on the T.V and watched the couch 9/6/2006
i dont no u guys do not no how to spel!!!!! and there not so funny 9/6/2006
CHRISTINA HA HA HA THE WHEAT THICKS ONE CRACKED MY COCONUTS!!!!!! 8/31/2006
Chuck Norris not oringinal,some are good though 8/24/2006
mo-mo i love them 8/18/2006
Joe Momma yo momma got so much jiggle Bill Cosby stopped doing jello commercials 8/16/2006
Joe Momma yo momma so fat she sat on the border and solved the immigration problem 8/16/2006
shitty YA moma so fat she can lick ma nutts 8/16/2006
jason Tran your mom so fat she makes godxilla feel like a beany baby 8/15/2006
*MARISOL* great these made me laught. 8/11/2006
kololollololo funny that was boring hea'z yo mama so dumb she tripped ova a cordless fone......lol....hahahahahah hehehehehe.....lol... 8/9/2006
TORRANCE
if you guys want a joke here is one. YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW THE COPS ARRESTED HER FOR MOONING
8/8/2006
TORRANCE yo mama so fat when she goes around the house " SHE GOES AROUND THE HOUSE " 8/8/2006
TORRANCE weak here is a funny one

YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE BEACH THE WHALES CAME UP AND SANG " WE ARE FAMILY "
8/8/2006
Randell yo mama is so old when she was at school there were no history 8/6/2006
Aaron Short yo mama so fat she had to use a olympic swimming pool to take a bath 8/3/2006
Aaron Short yo mama so fat her earring is as big as a ferris wheel 8/3/2006
dominique YOUR MAMA SO FAT IT TOOK 6PLANZ 10 BUSES N 15 TAXIS TO GET HER TO THE NEXT ROM 7/29/2006
MACY YOU NEED BETTER JOKES 7/29/2006
i not telin your mama so fat she took a step i mised the hole seson of sex in the sity 7/29/2006
hottie Yo mamma so fat that when she sees a school bus going by she thinks it's a twinkie. 7/26/2006
CeCi yo jokes z o.k pimpin 7/25/2006
charles your joke are funny
7/25/2006
sophas ur mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow it turned into a Mcdonald
sign.
7/24/2006
??????????????? yo mamas so fat when she walked pat the tv you missed the bill 7/22/2006
louis yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its here birthday 7/22/2006
buckwheat yo mama so fat she jumped in the gulf of mexico and farted thats why we had hurricane katrina 7/21/2006
buckwheat these are all old and repeated jokes. you need to submit new ones. 7/21/2006
Johnny Thornhil Yo mama so fat she fell on the ground I didn't want to laugh but the ground was cracking up. 7/20/2006
gfsdrta tis are great jokes 7/20/2006
amanda they were iight not all to good they could use some spelling checkups 7/20/2006
i like big tits your mamas so fat when she jamp it looked liked a total eclipse
7/19/2006
conner clark yo mamas so fat when she stood on the scale she thoght it was her phone number 7/19/2006
erin yo mama apartment so small when she walked in she fell out the window 7/15/2006
what is it 2 u? "you mama's so fat that when she saw a sperm whale she said 'Hey Hunny, hows life?'" 7/15/2006
jam yo mammas so fat that when she saw a whale she started singing we are family

thank you im here all week
7/15/2006
??????/ ya teeth r so green ya look like cristina 7/14/2006
hughesy ya teeth r so yellow no wonder ya dad calls ya sun 7/14/2006
hughesy the last time i saw 898 was on the bus the last time ya mom saw 898 was on da scales 7/14/2006
adam Yo momma so fat that she jog across the street and back and started to sweat 7/13/2006
John Yo momma so stupid that she failed remidal lunch in high school 7/13/2006
mikky donalds your mothers a fatty fat fat mcfatty fat person that fat and is a fatty fat man 7/13/2006
AJAX YO MAMMAS TITTES GOTSOMANY WRINKLES THAT I CAN MAKE NIPPLE SCULPTURES 7/13/2006
AJAX i'm sick and tired of all these LD people who cant spell. ALL YALLS MAMMAS GOT SICKLE CELL 7/13/2006
coby yo mama is like a big mac full of fat and only woth a buck 7/13/2006
SEXY mom so fat that her flab drops down a mile 7/13/2006
wot ever Amy smells like perfume 7/13/2006
wot eva not 7/13/2006
amandeep amandeep is a nice girl 7/13/2006
DFGHFDG YES BE SCARED BE VERY SCARED HAVE U SEEN HOSTLE YA U MADE THAT MOVIE! 7/12/2006
WHO DO U THINK I WANT THE MONEY CAHS PLZ OR I WLL KILL YOU!
7/12/2006
JACKSON "YO MOMA SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOT DOG "YA I DONT COME KEEP$$

I ONLY START AT 10 BUCKS PER JOKE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT FOOLS!
7/12/2006
jackson your things are weak what frekin mongliod posted these seriouly my grand ma does beter here is a good one "yo mom so fat she made right gurard go lleft speed stick slow down and the litlle boat on old spiece deoterant sank" 7/12/2006
slim shady not bad
7/12/2006
shamina ok!! ay yo some of those was stupid like the beeper one and taxi one 7/12/2006
Lakwan Anderson Really funny. 7/11/2006
marissa they were good!!!
7/8/2006
Unknown I thought so. Ya dont want it 7/8/2006
Unknown All yall is bunz and any b*tch in here can get it BY ME. so pop off. 7/8/2006
nay-nay TroyOfArrel, Your jokes are so wak its not even funny. Yo mama is so fst she sells shade in the summer 7/8/2006
john pent the jokes are so lame they are the same ones use over and over again use some new please 7/7/2006
Kelly-R very funny and yeah i did nearly wet myself!!!! 7/6/2006
ShaunR Very funny its umberlievable 7/6/2006
Carlie JOKES WERE PRETTY GOOD
7/3/2006
cutiepye good 7/3/2006
SAMUEL thier funny but onen of my freinds told me this one YOUR MAMAS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BUTTER!HA HA 7/2/2006
Truth nigga SOME OF THE FUNNIEST...lmao..hillarious.. 7/1/2006
Oksana The jokes are very funny and I loved them. Keep up the good work and hope to see more of these kind on the net. So funny that I almost [eed my pants. 6/30/2006
mitchell Not funny I did not wee in my pants you really are not good with you mother jokes you mother so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone you. 6/30/2006
Adizzle yo mama is so ugly she worked in over time for a donkey what an @$$... 6/30/2006
cant tell yous should put dumb blond jokes 6/29/2006
betul yo mamma so faton da elevator she wanted to goto leval 6 but insted she went to ground!! 6/29/2006
Teese you mama so hungry when she saw a bus full of black people and said look its the new twinkie... STOP!!! 6/29/2006
french toast get some new jokes!
6/29/2006
happr bob its not really funny , i've heared ehm all mbefore . you retars 6/29/2006
lilc yo mama jokes r so cool!! 6/27/2006
secret Yo mama so fat this morning when she was wearing a yellow dress i thought she was a school bus 6/26/2006
JEWLZZ WELL iiTS NOT REALLY WHAT ii THiiNK BUT ii GOTSA SO FAT JOKE....



YO MOMMA SO FAT, THE LAST TiiME SHE SAW NiiNE OH TWO NiiNE OH WAS ON THE SCALE!!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT, THE LAST TiiME SHE SAW 4400 WAS ON THE SCALE
6/26/2006
Colin your momma so fat when she goes to burger king and orders they say one at a time! please! 6/25/2006
NOEMI FLORES YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WALKS INTO A BANK THEY TURN OF THE SURVEILLENCE CAMERAS 6/25/2006
NOEMI FLORES YOUR MAMA IS SO ULY SHE WENT INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE AND CAME OUT WITH AN APPLICATION!! 6/25/2006
NOEMI FLORES YO MAMA IS LIKE A LOWRIDER
"SHE LIKES JUMPING ON RUBBERS"
6/25/2006
Jerry guillen some of this jokes are really weired and some of them are really funny well i liked most of the jokes 6/25/2006
john george your mama so fat she went to bigest loser and they said no professioneal 6/25/2006
lil-j these jokes are halarious 6/23/2006
lilB yo mama so stupid she walks out her front do now were do live agin beat that . your moma so short you can se her feet on her driver licens 6/23/2006
lil B your moma so fat she went up the rainbow an plerted out scitles

your moma so poor she was banging on the trash can and som one ask her wat are you doing! she said my children lock me out.
6/23/2006
scott the yo momma jokes are really funny!!! 6/22/2006
john funny...verry funny 6/22/2006
by ya mom ya mom, ya dad ya jeno 6/22/2006
amy ya mom has makeup that says y bother 6/22/2006
amy ya mom is so fat that her shadow weighs 20 stone ! 6/22/2006
kristin yo i got another joke that's better yo momma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittels popped out 6/21/2006
kristin yo i got a better joke yo mammas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said only one please. 6/21/2006
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