Confessions of a Telemarketer

A satire on a telemarketer call.
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mr funny that was no where near funny 10/20/2006
lovely yo momma so dumb, i saw her talking into a envelope, i asked her wat she was doin she said she was tryin to send voicemail 5/9/2006
lovely borin. plz i seen better way better 5/9/2006
Jazzy And by the way LPO and Ray Ray I've heard all of those jokes before
Try going original next time
4/29/2006
Jazzy a-that wasnt funny
b-it sounded like the telemarketer wanted to rob her
c-that wasnt funny
4/29/2006
Ray Ray Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide 3/4/2006
Ray Ray Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday Wednesday and sometimes Friday 3/4/2006
Ray Ray Yo Momma Like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw 3/4/2006
LPO yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on the scales
3/4/2006
LPO Yo mama so huge and fat that the cause of the New York Black Out was her flossin her teeth teeth with the telephone wires.
3/4/2006
LPO Yo family so ugly, when I walked inside the house I saw throw up on the wall and I asked what it was, they said "Family Portraits" 3/4/2006
LPO yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! 3/4/2006
LPO Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she talks she spits out butter. 3/4/2006
Ray Ray Yo mamas so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the the blindes 3/4/2006
LPO Your mamas so poor she was kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing. She said "moving" 3/4/2006
Ray Ray Yo mamas so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
3/4/2006
Ray Ray Yo mamas so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies 3/4/2006
LPO YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO HUNGRY JACKS SHE EATS JACK 3/4/2006
Ray Ray Yo mamas so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
3/4/2006
Ray Ray Yo mamas so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' 3/4/2006
LPO YO MAMA SO OLD SHE FARTS OUT DUST
3/4/2006
Ray Ray Yo momma so fat that when she walked by the TV I missed three commercials. 3/4/2006
Ray Ray you ask me if i was on the phone like you cant see me 3/4/2006
LPO YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WAS ON HER WAY TO WAL-MART TRIPPED OVER KROGER AND LANDED ON TARGET 3/4/2006
LPO quit lying your hand writing is not bad u just don't feel like writing with your lazy self 3/4/2006
LPO did u know that the time on her is an hour early from the time that we have here 3/4/2006
LPO where u at why u aint talking no more u must be on the phone
3/4/2006
Ray Ray i bet you are a very angry black woman 3/4/2006
LPO im about to take this test to see what kind of angry black woman i am and ill be right with you 3/4/2006
Ray Ray no cursing 3/4/2006
LPO thats good 3/4/2006
Ray Ray nothing chillin in avail 3/4/2006
??? kool 2/20/2006
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