Your mama is....

Your mama is so fat that when Jesus was born and god said let the light shine, your mama was blocking the whole light
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clint davis your jokes are soo LAME... come on make better ones! 5/3/2007
alex Your mama so ugly that when she went to the bank they had to turn of the survience camaras 3/19/2007
mister shabalab get a new one 8/8/2006
condom so stuipd that when she said she i dondt know 7/26/2006
Hannah Thats stupid. Why get Jesus involved in your lame joke? Freakin retard. Get a life =) 6/19/2006
slut1423 these jokes r not funny at all work on them 6/11/2006
KAT UR MAMA MAMA IS HUGE AND FAT THAT IT WOULD TAKE YEARS TO DISINERGATE 6/10/2006
KAT UR MAMMA IS SOO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WALKS THROUGH A DOOR THEY HAVE TO HOLD A TWINKIE AT THE OTHER SIDE 6/10/2006
Will Beale Here's one for you. Your mama's so fat. She fell in love and broke it. 6/8/2006
Will Beale Did or do You even Know Jesus. Why r you raging Him. He's a good man. Give the man some repect. 6/8/2006
jake your mama so fat when she fell i was not laughing but the ground was crakin 6/7/2006
unknown not good 6/7/2006
freddie bob123 funny, seen better thou 6/6/2006
tia o mama's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!" 6/4/2006
Tia yo momma is so fat when stepped on the bus it turned in a low rider 6/4/2006
Tia yo momma so fat when she saw 2 cheese bus she said "look 2 twinkes 6/4/2006
Tia Yo mama so fat yo daddy still climbin 6/4/2006
Tia yo mama so nasty when u asked what was for dinner she spread her legs and said crabs 6/4/2006
Tia yo mama so poor in school she couldn't afford to pay attention 6/4/2006
JaDe YO MAMA SO SKiNNY SHE SWALLOWED A MEATBALL AND THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT 6/4/2006
Tia Yo mama so stupid, she went to Disneyworld and saw that sign Disneyworld left, so she went home 6/4/2006
Tia Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" 6/4/2006
Tia Yo mama's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off 6/4/2006
Tia Yo mama's so ugly, she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too 6/4/2006
Tia Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. 6/4/2006
Tia Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real 6/4/2006
natairy yo mama is so fat when she jumped on trapoboline she went straight to hell 6/3/2006
natairy wow 6/3/2006
natairy yo mama is so les she thought she was humpin your daddy but in stead she humpin michal jakson 6/3/2006
natairy yo mama is so poor when they robbed her they left her 2 cent rich 6/3/2006
leo n carlos yo moma so poor i walked in your house n said whats for dinner she pulled out a shot gun n said the first 1 that moves 6/2/2006
Crhstina M. M.. I liked your joke a lot 6/2/2006
bobby your mamas like a tv ever boody can ture her oooo 6/2/2006
yo mama man yo mama so stupid whan someone saz its chille out side and she run out side with a spoon.
6/2/2006
tomy yo mama is like a shot gun 2 cocs and she bloos
6/2/2006
bobby it is so good i told my friends to look at the joke there good. 6/2/2006
felicia yo mama so fat when she fell on the ground I tried not to laugh but the ground was cracking up!! 6/1/2006
felicia yo mama so fat she jumped on a trapboline and went straight to hell 6/1/2006
emily stupid no fence but it wasent that funny!!!! 6/1/2006
taylor hoffman i think that you are hot and we should go out sometime. Call me.
TH my initials
6/1/2006
gus yo mamas titis so dam big she could brest fed herself 5/31/2006
ERIC ''WOW' THAT ALL U GOT 5/31/2006
amanda not funny at all sorry try again 5/31/2006
m mack it more funner 5/30/2006
chezy ;)_ your mama got more strech marks than a tramploing 5/30/2006
mike z yo mama is so fat when she sits she falls on the ground and smiles 5/30/2006
mike z yo mama smell so bad she wears air freshners as earings 5/29/2006
mike z yo mama is so old when the door bell rings she answers the phone 5/29/2006
joe Yo mama is so old even her nails have wrinkles 5/29/2006
I dont know! YOU TOLD THE JOKE WRONG! 5/29/2006
Yo Baby Mama yo momma is so nasty, she bring her own crabs to the beach 5/27/2006
Chris yo mama so fat I popped her on her as and she made waves 5/27/2006
Yo Baby Mama so stupid when the house caught on fire she said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we have heat 5/27/2006
angel that was ok 5/27/2006
oompolumpa they need to be more funny 5/27/2006
AND1 That was giid but try this on for size...Yo mama is so fat that her jeans are made by Hummer 5/26/2006
ALLENA IT'S OK BUT I THINK THAT I COULD HAVE SAID BETTER BUT YOUR WHITE AND PROBABLY A DUMB BLOND SO THATS WHY I THINK IT'S DUMB. 5/25/2006
william millard yo mama is so ugly that even rice krispes won't talk to her.

5/25/2006
Amber white your mama is so fat she works part time as a trampoline 5/25/2006
Amber white your mamas so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack 5/25/2006
jennie you mama so fat she have to give michacle jackcon his nose back 5/24/2006
Chance yo momma soo fat she thought the hulk was a booger 5/23/2006
yo daddy east side #1 5/22/2006
jose yo mama so ugly that roachoes go HI MAMA 5/22/2006
mandy ha! ha! ha! 5/22/2006
courtney wow i didnt get that joke but okay...........rock on 5/21/2006
ricky yo mamma is so fat i said why is earth dark 5/19/2006
q.o.t.w. yo mamma so so short she has to use a stick just to reach the toilet tissue.
5/18/2006
sharmane yo mamma so stank they caall he chris the stank monster 5/18/2006
ronald those jokes were asome do more please 5/18/2006
bree yo mama so fat when i was watchimg comic view on tv and she went by i missed the whole episode 5/18/2006
courtney okay that wasnt the best i ever heard 5/18/2006
cheesegrater 2 does not make sense and one isnt funny try again 5/17/2006
yo mamas mama yo mama so dumb she sat on the t.v and watched the couch!!!!! 5/17/2006
natalie bowen your jokes are so funny ive rit them down and my brother loves them so thanks for putting him in a good mood xxx@xxXxx@xxxX 5/17/2006
ashley yo momma so poor she was walkin down the street and someone said you lost a shoe...she said no i just found one... ooo 5/16/2006
Chad yo mama is so dumb that when she got struck by lighting she sang I got the power... 5/16/2006
ur mom HAY BRAD go try to hang urself with a cordless phone again like Bethany didn't know that she was sittin on the table. 5/16/2006
Ask ur Mom Lion King Rocks! The 1st One! 5/16/2006
Paul That Is So True Ask ur Momma! I Agree! 5/16/2006
Ask Ur Momma! Well brad Not Ur Mom That Was Me And Ur Dad Was Had By ur Dog So Dont Go Telling Lies! 5/16/2006
Squish Jerrid i Agree With U Dustin And Cody About The Brad Comment. I Think Is Was Well Typed And U Are Being Too Nice To brad! 5/16/2006
Jerrid Dustin your comment about Brad Is So True! But That Wa Nice! 5/16/2006
Tiffany W. Brad made out with the following people:Quideline,Bethany,Tiffany W,Paul. trust me is true 5/16/2006
Eric Adams Yo moma is just like a hardware store 25 cents per screw
5/16/2006
Eric Adams Yo Moma is so stupid she jumped over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side. 5/16/2006
jackie hahahahahahaha tats koo 5/16/2006
elo ure so fat that when u turned around it was the end of time 5/16/2006
Lauren That joke was weak u need to take that off there 4 real 5/15/2006
rick yo mama is so fat she got in the water and the whales start sayin we are family even though u fater than me o ya ya 5/14/2006
stephen this joke is so funnie 5/14/2006
reesy yo mama is so old she sees the rainbow in black and white 5/14/2006
Dale yo mamma is so ugly she goes to a stripclub and they pay her to keep her cloths on 5/14/2006
Kent yo mamas like a shotgun one cock and she's ready to blow. Also yo mama like a light switch even a baby can turn her on. Last, yo mama like a surf board she likes to ride the wave. 5/13/2006
shibby yo mama gpt plantation fields growin on her tites 5/13/2006
kenny/116 I walked up in yo house and saw yo mamma pourin' chimicals on her tittes 5/13/2006
david yo mamma live in a mobie home,
5/13/2006
kenny/116 yo mamma so fat instead of gettin' a 50 inch plasma, i got her 5/13/2006
kenny/116 yo mamma so fat when people sing he's got the whole world in his hands, yo mamma say No he dont, I do 5/13/2006
kenny/116 yo mamma so dumb and fat she thought the Detroit Red Wings was a chicken company 5/13/2006
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