| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| Brianna |
That was so funny could you please send some more yo mama jokes. And another thing i could use some of these jokes like yo mama so ugly when she went to the strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on. |
10/27/2009 |
| Yo MoMa |
Hillarious =) I can Read this all SAY LOng +) |
9/21/2009 |
| vivian |
Naw is KOOl =) |
9/21/2009 |
| csi chris |
yo moma so old win i tap her on the back her bubs fell off |
9/12/2009 |
| Jazmine salinas |
yo momoma is so fat when she triped over a stear case i didnt mean to lagh but the foor cract up. |
5/17/2009 |
| jim b |
o my there so funny |
2/15/2009 |
| BABY GIRL |
LOL 2 FUNNY,MY FAVE IS,
YO MAMA SO UGLY,WHEN SHE WENT 2 THE SUPERMARKET THE CAMERAS TURNED AROUND!LOL:P |
1/11/2009 |
| madelyn |
i think some ''of' them are a little funny.' |
12/6/2008 |
| Chloe Benecke |
hiya yo oh my god them jokes are so funny they really crack me up lol lol hahahhahahah |
11/13/2008 |
| YOMAMA IS TIGHT |
yo mama is so fat your dad bernt his arse on the light globe |
10/12/2008 |
| YOMAMA IS TIGHT |
yo mama is like a burger ring tight and crispy |
10/12/2008 |
| hola 2 |
your momma is sooo stupid that she thinks black rain is pepsi |
10/9/2008 |
| ily my mom |
I HEARD ALL THESE JOKES B4 WAT UP WITH THAT! besides 1 or 2 they were original good job. BUT SERIOUSLY I HEARD ALL OF IT AT LEAST 10 TIMES GOOD JOB FOR RESEARCHING JOKES AND COPY AND PASTING! |
8/26/2008 |
| gutta |
yo mama 90years old talkin bout i need a busit baby |
7/25/2008 |
| bob smith |
aaa wicked man |
4/10/2008 |
| edwaed |
yo mama is so hairy that she mary king kong |
2/23/2008 |
| zachary |
you momma so fat she mad the facatry benss |
7/19/2007 |
| g-unit |
yo mama so fat when she saw a school bus driven she said "wait twinke come back i luv u!!!" |
3/26/2007 |
| Jimmy Durst |
im fatter than my momma!! |
3/26/2007 |
| nicole |
cool yo momma jokes |
8/16/2006 |
| iroam |
ur mumaz teeth so crooked , it look like they thrown up gang sides . . .''West Side'' |
8/10/2006 |
| iroam |
ur mamas so dum , she stared at a a carton of juice just because it said ''concentrate'' |
8/10/2006 |
| iroam |
ur mamas so ugly , she auditioned for king kong and they said sorry no look.a.likes |
8/10/2006 |
| TORRANCE |
YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT A CRANE COULDN'T EVEN LIFT HER SOUL!!!!!! |
8/8/2006 |
| sarah remillard |
yo momma is so fat she tript i diddn say nuttin but the ground was crackin up |
7/29/2006 |
| Jc |
daaam their were funny |
7/14/2006 |
| yo momma |
yo jokes r funny and u should make some more |
7/13/2006 |
| ******xxx |
the camera is cool they are kind of cool eminem is hot i would like to touch his middle part and miguels too
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7/10/2006 |
| yo mamma |
those are getting old so get some new ones
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6/30/2006 |
| goerge |
i have heard them all before but some of them r good |
6/27/2006 |
| x-loz nd lula-x |
hiya dese jokes r a crack up! if u dnt lyk dese jokes u need 2 get out more! c ya ppl lv princess lozabelle nd lulabelle the flower fairy -x-x-x- |
6/26/2006 |
| nypd |
yo mama so stupid she put cheese on my dad hes a cracker
yo mama so strong she can drink peanut butter
yo mama like the ocean big,deep, and filled with cubans.
float like a butterfly sting like a bee a slept with yo mama no it burns when i pee |
6/24/2006 |
| ruben aka pepo |
yo momma is so fat when you came out her vagina the doctor was wondering where you went |
6/20/2006 |
| Dequan |
your jokes are whack |
6/20/2006 |
| majorpayne |
yo mamma so dum she when shoe shopping and ask me what do t.g.i.f. mean. i told her that toe go in front |
6/17/2006 |
| majorpayne |
yo mama so dum she when to y.m.c.a. and told the they spelled macy wrong |
6/17/2006 |
| Ruben |
Yo mamma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingeres, thrown in the gutter, and she still comes back for more |
6/9/2006 |
| Ruben |
Yo mamma is like a door nob everyone gets a turn |
6/9/2006 |
| Ruben |
Yo mamma is so ugly when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said yeah lets burry it... Yo mamma is so loose when she sits down she makes hickey on the floor |
6/9/2006 |
| VICO |
yo mamma so damn fat when she went to the beach and she almost drowned and they said SAVE THE WHALE |
6/9/2006 |
| VICO |
yo mamma so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said' STOP THAT TWINKIE!!! |
6/9/2006 |
| Swissbeatz |
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was bout to take a bath da water jumped out and said " Naw thanx, I'm good" |
6/9/2006 |
| Swissbeatz |
Yo Mama so old, Moses signed her yearbook! |
6/9/2006 |
| joey |
this web site sux u need osme good jokes |
6/9/2006 |
| y |
this is sorry jokes |
6/8/2006 |
| Dawn |
natalie and yur dad had so many dogs he forgot which 1 was you |
6/7/2006 |
| natalie |
u know what u ugly r*cist c*nt ur mommas so fat she got in the elevator and it said there is to many people please get out an there was only her in der . |
6/7/2006 |
| Natasha |
your momma so fat that she jumped in the sea and the whale started singing "we are family".
Hoes about this dawn, your dad had so many dogs he forgot which 1 was your mom |
6/7/2006 |
| Natasha |
these r da best jokes eva in my life do some more of them plz |
6/7/2006 |
| ldarius |
yo momma so old when she burp spiters came out
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6/6/2006 |
| Dawn |
yo mama so black if I shot at her the bullit would come back and ask for a flashlight |
6/6/2006 |
| Dawn |
yo mama so stupid, she went and bought Hamburger helper at the store, and when she went to cook it she asked "where's the hamburger" ? |
6/6/2006 |
| Dawn |
yo mama so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the telephone |
6/6/2006 |
| Ramon |
The jokes were very good. |
6/6/2006 |
| ass |
yo mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the ground was cracking up |
6/6/2006 |
| jia ming |
your mama is so fat she jumped of the boat and missed the wayer |
6/6/2006 |
| Justin Mason |
you guys are horrible...heres a joke....your mommas like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, then thrown in the gutter |
6/6/2006 |
| ruben |
yo mamma is like a door after being slammed a few times she starts to get loose |
6/5/2006 |
| Ruben |
yo mamma is so ugly she didnt where a costume when she tried out for star wars |
6/5/2006 |
| Ruben |
yo mamma is so harry when she opened her leggs it said welcome to jurasic park |
6/5/2006 |
| Ruben |
yo mamma is so harry big foot takes pictures |
6/5/2006 |
| Ruben |
Yo mamma is so old she saw passions of the christ live |
6/5/2006 |
| Ruben |
yo mamma is so old she gotz an autograped bible |
6/5/2006 |
| goldbergx |
yo mamas teeth is so yellow she had a job as the sun |
6/5/2006 |
| Nicholas roy |
your mamas so fat that when she rolled over her rib cage went snap crackle pop rice crispes |
6/5/2006 |
| Yo mama king |
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street I asked lady did you lose a shoe and she said nope I just found one |
6/5/2006 |
| ohh snapp |
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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6/2/2006 |
| yo momma |
i think there so funniii |
6/2/2006 |
| best jokes |
yo mama black she ugly. yo mama so stupid she doesnt no 2+2. yo mama is like a pepsi machine you put quarters in her. those jokes rule tell me what u think. |
6/2/2006 |
| Garrett |
Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued... |
6/2/2006 |
| Garrett |
AWESOME
Made my friend die laughing |
6/2/2006 |
| Sephiroth |
Yo momma's like a hardware store- 25 cents a screw. Yo momma's like a racecar driver- burns 50 rubbers a day. Yo momma's so balck-she gotta wear white gloves when she eats a tootsie roll. |
6/2/2006 |
| Sephiroth |
Pretty Good. |
6/2/2006 |
| DIRTY D |
T.J.YO MAMMA LIKE A DEEP FREEZER: EVERY BODY PUT THEY MEAT IN HER |
6/1/2006 |
| atm |
yo mama so fat she weighs 200 ibs. thats just her but hairs. yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles. yo mama is like lucky she still the low price leader. yo mama so stupid i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave. yo mama so poor i walked in stepped on a roach she was like u killed the pet. yo mama so poor she invited me over for dinner i saw 3 beans on the table i ate one and yo mama was like dont be greedy. |
5/31/2006 |
| LIL |
YO MAMMA IS SO DUMB SHE CONFUSED YOU WITH A MONKEY AT THE ZOO SINGING THIS CHET IS BANANAS |
5/31/2006 |
| jovannah |
that is so cool wicked cool. |
5/31/2006 |
| MACK 5 |
YO MAMMA SO CHEAP SHE HAS A SOLAR POWERED MICROWAVE |
5/30/2006 |
| MACK 5 |
YO MAMMA SO OLD SHE HAS AN AUTOGRAPHED BIBLE |
5/30/2006 |
| MACK 5 |
YO MAMMA WEIGHTS 80 POUNDS AND THATS JUST HER HEAD |
5/30/2006 |
| MACK 5 |
YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE WENT TO A STRIP CLUB AND THEY USED HER AS THE POLE |
5/30/2006 |
| MACK 5 |
YO MAMMA SO BLACK SHE DRINKS WATER AND PEES COFFEE |
5/30/2006 |
| MACK 5 |
YO MAMMA'S SO POOR SHE WAS ON HOME MAKEOVER THE CARDBOARD ADDITION |
5/30/2006 |
| MACK 5 |
YO MAMMA'S SO POOR I WENT IN HER HOUSE AND SAT ON THE SKATEBOARD SHE SAID GET OFF MY CAR |
5/30/2006 |
| MACK 5 |
THESE JOKES ALL ALRIGHT |
5/30/2006 |
| betathanu! |
yo mamma's so fat, when they were filming king kong she stepped out of the woods and they all said "He's Real!" |
5/30/2006 |
| Joselyn |
that were the beddest yo momma joke i have ever heard keep trying |
5/30/2006 |
| bre |
i go with his or him! get so new ones peole |
5/30/2006 |
| bre |
it so so so funny to me peoles |
5/30/2006 |
| jo |
those are good |
5/30/2006 |
| Kyle |
Yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family |
5/29/2006 |
| butt hole |
get some new ones come on man!!!! |
5/29/2006 |
| Teara |
these are the best jokes around |
5/29/2006 |
| allyson |
these jokes are off the hook. |
5/28/2006 |
| Cody widner |
YO momma is so stupid when the police officer asked for her license she gave him a rock |
5/28/2006 |
| g rez |
how bout this 1.. ur mama is like a door knob every1 gets a turn |
5/27/2006 |
| g rez |
ur ok keep goin wit it |
5/27/2006 |
| Lynn |
They are good and are the best |
5/26/2006 |
| sammi |
you mum is so ugly that when she went to th haunted house when she came out she had a job applaction |
5/26/2006 |
| kessay |
i love love Yo Momma |
5/26/2006 |
