"True" Stories of Stupid People
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| Comments on article ""True" Stories of Stupid People" |
| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| Sam |
I have to deal with idiots like this everyday ----------1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?" 2nd Person: "A little. What’s wrong?" 1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened." 2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?" 1st Person: "It’s a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it." |
2/20/2007 |
| thats sad. |
wow. |
2/1/2007 |
| Katie |
It's wonderful! I love it!
My friend told me a story of how in court, a woman was testifying that the accused man had robbed her. When asked if she saw the man who had robbed her in the courtroom, she responded, "Yes. That man" and pointed at the guilty accused, he stood up and shouted, "There's no way she could know it was me because I was wearing a mask!"
My mother and I where in Bejing, China for a few days so we hired a tour guide to show us around. On the last day there, my mom says to the guide, "There's one place I want to see that we haven't visited yet. Now I haven't seen anything that looks like it while we've been here and I know I haven't given you any fair warning, so if there isn't one near here it's okay. Is there a China Town close by?" (Remember we're IN CHINA.)
My brother wants to show off magic tricks he learned from a book he got for Christmas. His first trick involves separating and joining rings & I thought I figured out how he did it. Our mom is there too, & wants to know how to was done. My mom wouldn't leave (because she hoped to overhear the answer) & my brother couldn't leave(because he had hurt his ankle), so I covered her ears & whispered, "Can you hear me?" She says, "No," and shakes her head.
ISN'T IT IRONIC THAT ONLY SMART PEOPLE CAN TRUELY APPRECIATE THE PHRASE "IGNORANCE IS BLISS". |
11/4/2006 |
| Alex Beede |
these people are all kinds of jacked up and stupid, but the stories are excellent. |
10/3/2006 |
| amber88 |
Funny!!!!!! |
6/22/2006 |
| funny |
that was funny. the drug one was funniest |
5/28/2006 |
| Tony |
THIS IS TOO LONG YOU CRAZY |
3/10/2006 |
| Emily |
and the motor home one |
1/27/2006 |
| Emily |
specialy the one about the remote unlockar for the car |
1/27/2006 |
| Emily |
i thought they were pretty funny |
1/27/2006 |
| piyin |
great story |
12/14/2005 |
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