Your mama so fat...

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Joke lover My bro made this one up: Yo mama's so fat, when she saw a cake on a table, she ate the cake, then the table. 7/2/2009
Ryan sorry i havnt been on in a while pepl.anyways indian child this is Ryan,i am 15 how old r u? 1/14/2009
NICK MERCADO im am getting better at yo mamma jokes 10/23/2008
abid if your mum name is zulqurnane she has big ears 7/13/2007
zach those jokes are whack
7/9/2007
LaQuanda I like that one. 5/9/2007
marco you should submit it to yo' mamma the t.v. show 4/17/2007
spliffy yo mama is so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure 3/21/2007
asama yo mama is so dumb, i rang the door bell and she went running to the microwave 3/21/2007
lmao... your mamas so fat that wen she bends ova a lil kid yalls out look mom 2 moons 1/5/2007
lmao... your mamma so fat that u crnt tell her head from her crack 1/5/2007
jaimee gilligan yol mama so dumb that she sits on the tv an watchs the couch 1/5/2007
Chris that is so old that even jesus knew that one 12/14/2006
laughin!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 10/13/2006
jo man that one was so lame g u need to get sum new stuff up in hea 8/17/2006
jasmine i guess that she was so fat that she was hungry 7/12/2006
Juan Pelotas Yo mamas so fat that she uses the whole state of mexico as her tanning bed. 7/10/2006
Richard Galvan Yo mamas so fat that when she went to the bathroom her azz got stuck on the toilet . 7/10/2006
Johnny Cano Darthvaders moms so fat she doesnt run on batteries. 7/10/2006
Johnny Yo mamas so fat that she uses the whole gulf of mexico as her bathtub. 7/10/2006
Gangster Yo mamas so fat that u look like her. 7/10/2006
Richard Galvan Yo mamas so fat that she stuck an energizer battery up her azz she said I GOT THE POWER. 7/10/2006
Richard Galvan Yo momma is so fat that she couldn't cross the grand canyon. 7/10/2006
Richard Galvan Yo mama so fat that her titties were real. 7/10/2006
Richard Galvan Yo mamas so fat that when she took her drivers license picture she appeared on both sides. 7/10/2006
gay boy danny your mamas so fat when i fingerd her i lost a watch and 2 rings 7/6/2006
Danny Strine Yo mama so ugly the cops coud'nt tell if she was an alegal immagrant or not. 6/30/2006
Danny Yo mamma so fat turned around in line and bumped someone and he said no BUTTing. 6/30/2006
randy newman that 1ns so old that made my clothes change style 6/15/2006
seanjohn your mama so fat she got hit by a truck and said who through dat brick 6/13/2006
brandon yo mama so fat every time she tunes she is in a new state
6/2/2006
sweet angel yo mama is so fat that when her beeper turn on the people thought that she was gonna back !!!!up beep!!!! beep!!!! 6/1/2006
ken a black dude and a mexican are in a car. who is driving? a= a cop 5/31/2006
Mark O. that was pretty funny katrina 5/30/2006
MAMA ill tell you one thing this joke is is alright but is lameO 5/30/2006
bigguy_077 yo mama is so fat when she got on a scale it said TO BE CONTINUED
5/30/2006
bigguy_077 that was funny but ive got better 5/30/2006
Kake Your jokes are 'really funny.' 5/30/2006
Malcel yo mamma so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real!!!! 5/30/2006
kid your mama is so fat that when shae got sent to heaven god sed let there be light and told her to move her fat ssa 5/29/2006
kid your mama is so fat that when shae got sent to heaven god sed let there be light and told her to move her fat but 5/29/2006
unknown Yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move. 5/28/2006
unknown hillarious 5/28/2006
namless yo momma is so fat that she irons her pants in the driveway 5/26/2006
Azz-boy Yo mamma so fat she started singing ''We are family McDonald's,Burger King,and me!'' 5/25/2006
Chase Yo mamma so fat when she sat in the middle of the road and when people tried to swerve arond her and run out of gas! 5/25/2006
chase Yo mamma so fat they gave her a middle name ''Katrina.'' 5/25/2006
nameless Yo momma is so fat that people jog arond her for exersice 5/25/2006
nameless Yo momma is so fat that we're in her right now 5/25/2006
nameless yo momma is so fat that she eats wheat thicks 5/25/2006
nameless yo momma is so fat that when a beeper goes off people think that she's backing up 5/25/2006
nameless yo momma is so fat that she took her dress to the cleaners and they said sorry we don't take curtins 5/25/2006
Livia@#$# Yo mama is so poor that she used a Credit Card in Salvation Army!! 5/25/2006
Livia@34 It is SO hilarious!!! HAHAHAH! It makes me crack up,HA!! 5/25/2006
godddogg yo momma so fat when she breaks her leg is starts spilling gravy 5/24/2006
selena your mama is so fat she fell on the rainbow and made skittles 5/23/2006
selena your mama is so fat she feeel in love and broke it 5/23/2006
jakie haha it was funny but not really 5/23/2006
Ashley** yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on her driveway 5/22/2006
Ian I sorry, but that joke is very fruity in the booty 5/22/2006
cool32 ha ha ha ha good one 5/21/2006
roxy your mamas so ugly ur grandmother went bald hahaha

your mama so ugly she makes her great great great grandmother look like nicole richi
5/19/2006
yomama sucks hey indianchild dont you got somethin better to do then talk bout ur mom like that!!!!!! 5/19/2006
yomama sucks these are so old omg my grandmother has better jokes and shes farting out dirt 5/19/2006
Marisa M. yo mama so fat when she had you yo mama was like "were my baby go?" 5/19/2006
Marisa M. yo mama so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real. 5/19/2006
indianchild yo mama is so fat that event jesus cant lift her spirit! 5/19/2006
indianchild yo ryan, i think yo jokes is hot! keep bustin em'! yo how old is u???

5/19/2006
indianchild yo mama is so fat, that when she fell to the ground, i wasnt laughing, but the ground was cracking up! 5/19/2006
killee yo mamma so ugy the picture man had to star over, and over agin! 5/18/2006
ya momma This joke is so old, stop repeating it 5/17/2006
ryan good your so black and your teeth are so yellow you look like a steelers helmet
5/17/2006
ryan good
5/17/2006
mississippi hahahahahahahahahaha
5/16/2006
Brandon This is so funny find some more 5/16/2006
ryan yo momma so fat her roller skates went flat......yo momma so old she has an autographed Bible....yo momma so old she saw Passion of Christ live......yo momma so small you can see her feet in her drivers liscense..... 5/15/2006
Rrplay Ar replay 5/12/2006
d wer yo mama so ugly she makes right guard turn left 5/12/2006
sammy yo mama is like a meat hanger everyone hangs their meat in he 5/12/2006
poo_time yo mamas so fat, when i tried to run around her i got LOST! 5/12/2006
tubby wubby<3 yo mama's so fat when she went to school she sat next two everybody. 5/10/2006
marshmello yo mama's so dumb she a icecream truck was a white cake with different flavors
5/10/2006
corey yo mama's like a freezer everyone packs there meet in her
5/10/2006
nice person u really need to work on them jokes cause that was not funnny at ALL keep working thanks 5/9/2006
Quan' yo mamma so stupid she saaw food on the table and thought the ebt ran out. 5/9/2006
hobbahubby original but i'll give you credit. 5/5/2006
Eric yo mama so old she went to school with jesus 5/4/2006
Eric YO mama is so fat she steped on a scale and it said I want your weight not your number 5/4/2006
Poth3ad yo mamma is so stupid that she waited for a stop sign to turn green 5/4/2006
asshole all your moms are hoes for sure 5/3/2006
Joke Queen Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she makes Right Guard go left. 5/1/2006
ryu_jason damn i have to go we will continue this later slaviok 5/1/2006
slaviok_tanner oh thats the way you want to play it yo mama so dumb she jumped out of the basement window 5/1/2006
ryu_jason yo mama is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called " why bother" 5/1/2006
slaviok_tanner yo mama so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key 5/1/2006
ryu_jason ohhh really slaviok yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car 5/1/2006
slaviok_tanner yo mama is so ugly people go as her for halloween 5/1/2006
ryu_jason yo mama is so fat every time it rains she uses the highway as a slip n slide 5/1/2006
ryu_jason yo whats up sassy you hot? ohh yeah this persons joke is retarded 5/1/2006
Sassy i dont get it also if you get more jokes to go with it 4/27/2006
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