| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| NONE YA |
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN JUMPED IN THE OCEAN ALL THE WHALE S CAME UP AND SAID "WE ARE FEMILY EVEN THO YOUR BIGGER THAN ME" |
9/15/2009 |
| BO |
YOU MAMMA SO DUM SHE FALL AN ID TEST |
4/2/2008 |
| BO |
IT IS GOOD |
4/2/2008 |
| you momma |
you momma is so dumb when she bought a puzzle she thuoght it was broken and she returned it |
1/15/2008 |
| pickalo |
yo mama is so fat the only difference between her and a car is that the car can move! |
11/7/2007 |
| none of ur bus |
that was dumb go learn to joke u udork |
5/23/2007 |
| austin |
what you cant think of a comback why dont you spit the com back out
of your mouth |
5/16/2007 |
| sasa |
im da king of ribbing |
2/2/2007 |
| sasa |
your shoes are so messed up it looks like you have been kicking dirt |
2/2/2007 |
| sasa |
your so broke you stole your shoes from the shelter |
2/2/2007 |
| sasa |
your family is so pour ya be scrapin for apple cores |
2/2/2007 |
| sasa |
your lining is so messed up looks like someone threw a fire cracker at it and it did the big bang,
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2/2/2007 |
| sasa |
thats weak this is a real rib your linin is so messed up i look like someone put a piece of tast up to your head and lined you up around it. |
2/2/2007 |
| Double jizzle |
yo momma is such a lesbo shes like a heart monitor always crooked |
6/16/2006 |
| Double Jizzle |
yo momma is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish |
6/16/2006 |
| Joe |
yo momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water |
6/16/2006 |
| Double Jizzle |
yo momma is so big that she makes King Kong look like a action figure |
6/16/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
you have some weak a jokes john you wannna hear a real joke its like this your face and also yo mommas face |
6/13/2006 |
| john |
yo mamas so hairy she went to the barber shop to get the gotees on her ankles trimmed |
6/13/2006 |
| john |
yo mamas so hairy she has corn rows on her feet |
6/13/2006 |
| john |
yo mamas so poor she does drive bys on the bus |
6/13/2006 |
| john |
yo mamas so poor she strips at Chuckie Cheeses for Tokens |
6/13/2006 |
| john |
yo mamas armpits are so hairy it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock |
6/13/2006 |
| john |
yo mamas so hairy she has afros on her nipples |
6/13/2006 |
| john |
yo mamas like the home depot 5 cents a nut 10 cents a screw |
6/13/2006 |
| john |
yo mamas like a lemonade stand 10 cents a squeeze |
6/13/2006 |
| eric |
yo mamas is so cool shes cool |
6/13/2006 |
| Adam Arevalo |
I think you should make more yomama jokes cause there so funny. |
6/6/2006 |
| Nico |
Your mama is so skiny she swallowed a peanut m&m she looked 6
month pregent. |
6/6/2006 |
| Franky |
this is a fuuny joke |
6/6/2006 |
| lala |
hehe... i love yo momma jokes, but this one is probably one of the funniest jokes i have ever seen, besides yo momma so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book. |
5/30/2006 |
| Lydia |
yo moma is so ugly when i walk by her i seed hi patrik |
5/28/2006 |
| cpt |
you momma is so stupid she looked in the mirror and screamed eiephant |
5/23/2006 |
| cpt |
you momma so fat when she got on the scale the springs popped out |
5/23/2006 |
| c.l.c. |
yo mamma so fat she went swimmig in the oceanand farted,that's what caused the hurricanse |
5/22/2006 |
| casey |
Yo mamma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 1st grade
Yo mamma so big ,when she walked down tthe street in yellow the kids said we missed th school bus again |
5/22/2006 |
| Casey |
Yo mamma so fat, when she walked past the T.V. we missed the whole season. |
5/22/2006 |
| tyler |
yo mamma is so white she makes mickal jackson look black. |
5/22/2006 |
| tyler |
coo;l |
5/22/2006 |
| aaron stanley |
-yo mama is so fat.She's like a hard waer store $o.25 a screw.
|
5/22/2006 |
| kilo |
so yesterday |
5/20/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
yo mommas are so ugly that she looks like C.J Brothers |
5/16/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
not funny yo mommas face is funny looking |
5/16/2006 |
| C.J. Brothers |
funny not |
5/16/2006 |
| Jewish Mobster |
Yo' Mama's So Fat, I would invite her over to my house, but she kept breaking all the furniture |
5/12/2006 |
| afdsa |
Yo mama is so dumb she sleeps with you thinking your her huband |
5/12/2006 |
| Ed Holt |
Yo' mamma is so trashy she lives in the White House
|
5/12/2006 |
| Ed Holt |
My mom's teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up |
5/12/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
you know why you cant ride your horse? cause you rode your mom to hard last night
|
5/10/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
yo mommas are so fat that she Fat Albert jelous |
5/10/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
yo mommas are so fat that her shadows weigh 4500 pounds |
5/10/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
yo mommas are so fat that she aid she wanted a water bed the people put a giant sheet over the ocean |
5/10/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
yo mommas are so fat that she waas the one one that caused the tsunami cause she was taking a bath |
5/10/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
yo mommas are so fat that when she farted the rictare scale broke |
5/10/2006 |
| y.aimer n.r.s |
ur mums teeth r so big when she sneezed she bit her chest |
5/10/2006 |
| jack |
yo momma is so damb fat she went to gap and the only thing she could fit into was the dressing room |
5/10/2006 |
| Caul barker |
Yo Mommas so fat her family theme song is ''We are family,,,Hungry Jacks McDonalds and me,,, We are Family C'Mon every body lets sing'' |
5/10/2006 |
| Caleb |
yo mamma is so fat she kills people 1 inch away from her |
5/10/2006 |
| Johnnisha |
Oh! Yeah that what i'm talk'n about that is some funny stuff.
|
5/9/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
Yo momma is so old that yo didn't have to wear a mask to holloween, her face was scary enough. |
5/8/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
yo mommas are so fat that when the whale watchers went looking for whales they saw her
|
5/8/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
This is for all u punks : yo mommas are so fat that when she wore a green dress to china town they all yelled "ah godzilla!" |
5/8/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
Well yo mommas are so gross that i just look at her and get an STD |
5/8/2006 |
| ukhk |
Your mamma is soooo fat when she stepped on the scale it said |
5/8/2006 |
| zach |
eds momma is so dumb she brang a umbrella to a baby shower. |
5/7/2006 |
| zach |
eds mom is so old she got the bible autographed. |
5/7/2006 |
| zach |
yo momma so fat she rolled over four quarters and made a dolla |
5/7/2006 |
| zach |
bills moms so ugly people go as her for halloween. |
5/6/2006 |
| zach |
bills mom head is so big she doesnt have dreams she has movies. |
5/6/2006 |
| zach |
yo momma so nasty she makes speed stick slow down. |
5/6/2006 |
| bob |
good job. |
5/6/2006 |
| fore |
yo mamma is so stupid she studied for a drug test |
5/1/2006 |
| girly |
hahahahaha |
5/1/2006 |
| killer |
your mama is so old she sat behind jueus in the third grade
|
4/30/2006 |
| killer |
your mama is soo fat she went to an ugly contest they said no prfesinols
lol |
4/30/2006 |
| killer |
your mama is soo fat when she got on a scale it said to be continud |
4/30/2006 |
| slob on my nob |
buriedxxbeneath,
yur hot i saw yur myspace.
check her onmyspace. |
4/28/2006 |
| buriedxxbeneath |
i mean *the* and *claim*
sorry |
4/28/2006 |
| buriedxxbeneath |
Chrisa,
yur probally white so it doesn't count. but you didn't make he joke. if u did you would be happy that oher ppl are using it and you wouldn't calim it. Duh!!! |
4/28/2006 |
| Minnie |
whales sing.. "we are family, your bigger than my mama and me! " |
4/27/2006 |
| Minnie |
Yo Mama so poor, i went to your house, 3 roaches tripped me and jacked my wallet! |
4/27/2006 |
| shut up |
yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing, we are family ,even though your bigger than me.
|
4/27/2006 |
| bonecrusher |
yo momma is so fat she got on a scale it said one at a time please |
4/27/2006 |
| u kno |
no!! |
4/25/2006 |
| CHRISA |
i am the maker of that joke all yall people hype on my joke make up yall own god.
YA MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEA WORLD TO GET BAPTIZED |
4/23/2006 |
| lori |
its old |
4/21/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
your momas so old she sat behind jesus in first grade |
4/20/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
yo momas are so fat that when she went to a party wearing a red dress they all yelled "hey koolaid man |
4/20/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
Yo momas are so fat that when I swerved to not hit her I ran out of gas!!! |
4/20/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
Yo momas are so ald that she still owes Moses a dollar! |
4/20/2006 |
| judah Eppard |
hahaha |
4/20/2006 |
| SASHA |
yo momma so short sh jump off a curb and cumit suiside
|
4/19/2006 |
| Bill |
yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
|
4/19/2006 |
| Bill |
ALL YA MAMMAS r so fat they dont take pictueres......they take posters
|
4/19/2006 |
| Bill |
Also your mamas so ugly that when we went to the haunted house she came out w/ a paycheck |
4/19/2006 |
| Bill |
Welll your mamas so dumb that she tried to hang herself w/ a cordless phone |
4/19/2006 |
| Janae williams |
that was tight |
4/17/2006 |
| ED |
ALL your mama'S so fat that when she dances the band skips.
ALL your mama'S so fat when she tried to commit suicide, she used a bungy rope.
ALL your mama'S so ugly she whent to a dog contest and won first place.
AND I HAVE ALOT MORE BETTER JOkES THAN THESE. |
4/14/2006 |
| loser |
OMG you cant think of anything better thats so old |
4/11/2006 |
| Dariuken |
Yo mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, findered, then thrown in the gutter, and she comes back for more |
4/11/2006 |
