| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| Bob Jane T-Mart |
Ya mumma is so fat when a bus hit her she said "who through that peeble" |
11/29/2005 |
| dj |
its ok. sike |
11/24/2005 |
| goerge mcmeyer |
your mamas so fat she got a group discount at Disneyland |
11/21/2005 |
| Shaquanta |
Yo' mama so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! |
11/19/2005 |
| Shaquanta |
I think this site is great even the jokes are great. I love this site! |
11/19/2005 |
| phil |
ur mama sooo stupid she stole a FREE cookie
|
11/19/2005 |
| paco |
its very funny |
11/19/2005 |
| shane |
kenny/ups/116 yo mama so fat that she is on both sides of the family fag |
11/17/2005 |
| shane |
yo mama so fat that everytime she turns around its her birthday |
11/17/2005 |
| shane |
yo mama so fat dat she uses the equator as her belt |
11/17/2005 |
| shane |
yo mama so dumb that i slapped her wit a math book and she said whats the problem |
11/17/2005 |
| shane |
ya mama so fat dat when she jumped up she got stuck |
11/17/2005 |
| kenny/ups/116 |
yo mama so fat she sat on a game boy and made the micro version! |
11/17/2005 |
| kenny/ups/116 |
yo mama is so fat she stepped on change and steped on micro change. |
11/17/2005 |
| kenny/ups/116 |
yo mamma is like the matrix: every man wants to jack in! |
11/17/2005 |
| kenny/ups/116 |
yo mamma is like lil ceazers; hot and ready for $5!! |
11/17/2005 |
| kenny/ups/116 |
yo mamma is like laffy taffy : i'm amazed at how long the flavor lasts! |
11/17/2005 |
| kenny/ups/116 |
yo mamma is like a touchdown: it's good!!! |
11/17/2005 |
| A |
YO MOMMA FAT SHE ROLLED OVER ON THE COUCH AND LANDED ACROSS THE ROOM |
11/15/2005 |
| josh |
amanda is hot |
11/15/2005 |
| mariah |
that was good |
11/14/2005 |
| lauren |
they are good jokes |
11/13/2005 |
| Anonymous |
yo mama so brown, she look like a do do stain in yo draws |
11/13/2005 |
| Alcoamills@aol |
Here goes one: Your momma's so fat, the last time that she saw 91210 was on the scale- 91210 is a tv show by the way. |
11/11/2005 |
| Daniel |
Yo mama's so fat she went simming in the and the wailes stared sing we are family you my brother sister and me |
11/11/2005 |
| josh |
ur mama is so dumb that she say " it was chillin outside" but she went out of bowl |
11/10/2005 |
| Allie |
yo mama;s so fat she used the titanica as a bath tub toy |
11/9/2005 |
| Allie |
yo mama's so fat she played pool with the planets |
11/9/2005 |
| Allie |
yomama's so poor for halloween her trick was the treat |
11/9/2005 |
| VANESSA |
yo mama is so old her firt job was as cain and abel's baby-sitter |
11/9/2005 |
| VANESSA |
THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I GOT ONE FOR YOU YOUR MAMA IS SI YGLY SHE TOOK THE BOOGIE MAN OUT OF BUSINES |
11/9/2005 |
| kenny/ups/116 |
yo mamma so fat, Mcdonalds sued her for ordering #30's |
11/9/2005 |
| aimee/tanga |
they are really cool i think there really funny |
11/9/2005 |
| mongrel mob |
yo mama is so fat she walked on the elevator and push up and went down |
11/6/2005 |
| Edwin 101 |
Your mama so gay she makes Michale Jackson look straight |
11/6/2005 |
| azza |
ya mamas so fat when she whent to the beach the whales sang we are family
|
11/5/2005 |
| azza |
ya mamas so fat when she fell in love she broke it
|
11/5/2005 |
| melissa |
your jokes are hella funny u should write some more
|
11/4/2005 |
| josh |
well that old joke i want to hear new one |
11/4/2005 |
| dawn |
how old are you 4 that joke blows |
11/3/2005 |
| Jenesa Barajas |
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight, not your phone #!" |
10/31/2005 |
| Jenesa Barajas |
your mama so fat, that when she steps on the scale, the doctor said, "I don't want the year you were born, I want your weight!" |
10/31/2005 |
| Becka |
Hahaha some of the funniest yo mama jokes ever!!! i love the 2nd one! cracks me up like an egg shell!! |
10/28/2005 |
| YO MAMA |
your mamas teeth are so yellow the slaves in the under ground railroad used her as a flash light, now that's a your mama joke |
10/28/2005 |
| sylvia hill |
these jokes are so funny my grandma even laugh |
10/27/2005 |
| Josh |
that funny that u say " taxi taxi"
|
10/26/2005 |
| daniel |
tour mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out |
10/25/2005 |
| kenny |
yo mamma so fat dat when her booty claps, she make tsunamies |
10/25/2005 |
| kenny |
yo mamma so black, she made up a ew color-negro |
10/25/2005 |
| kenny |
yo mamma so ugly, she freddie creuger nightmare |
10/25/2005 |
| vecter |
yo mamma stuff has been in so many battles, they call her Rambo |
10/25/2005 |
| WADEY |
I THOUGHT THE SECOND ONE WAS SO FUNNY M E WAS IN STITCHES LOL |
10/25/2005 |
| ami |
yo mama is so old she washed the dishes at the last supper .. |
10/24/2005 |
| raheem |
yo mama so fat she stepped on dollar and made change |
10/24/2005 |
| eric |
lol that was funny lmao well later lol good one |
10/24/2005 |
| yo momma |
that is 2 funny about the yo momma's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter! |
10/22/2005 |
| Yolanda |
lost a shoe joke was really funny ( be a comedian) |
10/20/2005 |
| STACEY |
ya mamma is soo fat when she walks past the telly you miss a whole years worth of friends lol |
10/19/2005 |
| STACEY |
ya mama's but is sooo big the use it as a bouncy castle |
10/19/2005 |
| STACEY |
IVE HEARD THEM ALL BEFORE! |
10/19/2005 |
| ? |
i like the one about the taxi
|
10/17/2005 |
| Brittany |
OLD!but i liked them! |
10/14/2005 |
| dee |
yo mama so dumb she thoght quarterback was a refund
|
10/14/2005 |
| haley |
yo momma so stupid she thought metapause was a button on her walkman |
10/13/2005 |
| haley |
funny |
10/13/2005 |
| unkwon ? |
yo mama is so fat she is fat |
10/13/2005 |
| bug |
your mothers so thin she has to run round in the shower to get wet. |
10/13/2005 |
| nidaal |
your mama is so fat when she stood up we missed three days of sunlight |
10/12/2005 |
| nidaal |
that was so funny
|
10/12/2005 |
| krystal thomas |
yo mamma so big and fat she fall and made the grand canon |
10/12/2005 |
| tom |
sweet
|
10/12/2005 |
| block |
Ithink the first two jokes were funny but work on the last one :) |
10/10/2005 |
| Black Man |
Yo mama so ugly they had to wrap a piece of pork chop around her neck just so the dog would play with her
|
10/10/2005 |
| foilole |
yea na hurd of all of dem. |
10/9/2005 |
| treemonky |
very veryfunny |
10/8/2005 |
| joe mama |
not that good |
10/7/2005 |
| Myles |
you mommy is so short that before she gets off a transportation bus they had to bust the tires so she can get down
|
10/7/2005 |
| yo grandaddy |
nice people ! now lets talk about yo daddy ; ) |
10/6/2005 |
| JordynPennigton |
I think that making fun of moms is histarical!! |
10/6/2005 |
| Da Boss |
your mama so smelly a old geezer walked past and how much for the fish |
10/6/2005 |
| Marcus Perry |
Horrible |
10/5/2005 |
| magnet |
yo mama so fat when 5 lorries hit her she said "are there mosquitos here?" |
10/5/2005 |
| magnet |
yo mama so fat when she blocked the road i ran out of petrol from swerving round her |
10/5/2005 |
| moraya |
thats hilearious im using that on |
9/29/2005 |
| Ricky Carr |
Yo mamas jugs are so long you gotta lay down to taste them
|
9/28/2005 |
| Ricky Carr |
Yo mama so dumb she thought ranch dressing was a clothing line
|
9/28/2005 |
| Ricky Carr |
Yo Mama so dumb she thought Hambuger Helper came with a person
|
9/28/2005 |
| Ricky Carr |
Yo mam so dumb she thought up-side-down was three different directions |
9/28/2005 |
| Ricky Carr |
Yo mama so long she can drive from the back seat |
9/28/2005 |
| Ricky Carr |
Yo mama so dumb she asked for a motocycle with 4-wheel drive |
9/28/2005 |
| ROBIN FRAMPTON |
yo mum is so fat when she went out side in her rain coat everyone was shouting TAXI TAXI |
9/27/2005 |
| chris |
yo mama so fat,when god said,"let there be light",he ment MOVE |
9/21/2005 |
| kie |
yo mama |
9/21/2005 |
| drew |
jenny is slow |
9/21/2005 |
| Luci 3to the4 |
These jokes are the bomb |
9/20/2005 |
| Isaias |
Your mama is so ugly she makes Micheal Jackson look like Brad Pitt |
9/20/2005 |
| Cry WoLF |
Your mama IS SO DAMN POOR she use a fork to eat corn flakes to save milk |
9/20/2005 |
| Newground.com |
I really like this site it has funny jokes |
9/20/2005 |
| Newgrounds |
Your mama is so stupid she throw a rock at the floor and missed |
9/20/2005 |
| CHRIS G. |
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow I CANT BELEAVE IT NOT BUTTER |
9/20/2005 |