| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| Jenesa Barajas |
Yo mama sooo skinny, when shes about to fart, you see her stomach with little bumps. |
5/1/2006 |
| Jenesa Barajas |
Yo mamma so skinny, when you try to hug her, she slips right out |
5/1/2006 |
| Jenesa Barajas |
Yo mama so skinny, her identical twin is a tooth pick |
5/1/2006 |
| Jenesa Barajas |
Yo mama so fat, her car has stretch marks |
5/1/2006 |
| girly |
pretty funny |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma is so fat that the last time she saw the # 90,305 was on the scale. |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma is so ugly even Rice Crispies wont talk to her. |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speedbumps. |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it says to be continued. |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma's legs are so hairy when she forgets to shave, it looks like the Amazon jungle. |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma is so ugly yo dad takes her to work with him so he that doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma's teeth are so big when she sneezes they reach her boobs. |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma is so fat she aets cereal out of a satelite dish. |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma is so stupid she went to a Clipper's game to get a haircut. |
5/1/2006 |
| Juan Diaz |
Yo mamma is so skinny you can blindfold her with dental floss |
5/1/2006 |
| non ya buisness |
yo mama so fat she makes sumo wesulars look like they weigh 50 pounds
|
4/30/2006 |
| beverly |
Your mama so uguly when she was born the doctor said"no no no push it back in!!!!!" |
4/30/2006 |
| beverly |
yo mama so fat the wen a car hited her she never died, even from a direct hit |
4/30/2006 |
| beverly |
yo mama so white everytime she goes to the store they dont need to turn on the lights |
4/30/2006 |
| beverly |
your mama's teeth so yellow the sun got jelouse |
4/30/2006 |
| beverly |
your mama so fat when she went to school she sat by everyone |
4/30/2006 |
| yo mama |
Yo mama sooo poor people break in her house just to
leave her monye. |
4/26/2006 |
| nelly |
yo momma on tv....get yo own jokes....dang!!!! |
4/25/2006 |
| Simone |
yo mama is so dumb that when the doctor said that she had five days to live, she went to the store and got a pack of life savers! |
4/25/2006 |
| Manuel |
yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
|
4/22/2006 |
| Erik |
yo mama so stupid when I rang the door bell she opened the microwave |
4/22/2006 |
| jason |
yo mama is so dumb she lokced her keys in the motorcycle |
4/21/2006 |
| jason |
yo mama is so poor i saw her walkin down the street with one shoe and i said hey did you loose a shoe and she said nah i just found 1 |
4/21/2006 |
| jason |
yo mama is so dumb she thought cherios were donut seeds |
4/21/2006 |
| lexie lou |
yo momma soo short she can do backflips unber her bed |
4/21/2006 |
| lexie lou |
yo momma so stupied she went to a clippers game a tried to get her hair cut! |
4/21/2006 |
| lexie lou |
yo momma so ugly they didt give her a coutumes whens she tried out for star wars ! |
4/21/2006 |
| your mom is fat |
ALL OUR MOMS ARE FATT.. god get it rite get it tite... |
4/21/2006 |
| becka |
your mama's so fat wen somebody look ed up in the sky @ nite.. hez like your moms got a nice black dress... |
4/21/2006 |
| gangsta |
yo mama is so hairy when she gave birth to u u almost died of rug burn |
4/20/2006 |
| JADE |
YA MUMA SO FAT SHE USED A MATRESS 4 A TAMPON! |
4/19/2006 |
| SARAH |
YA MUMA SO FTA WHEN SHE WANTED A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLANKET OVA THE OCEAN! HAHA |
4/19/2006 |
| babyboy |
yo mom so poor i saw her kicking a can i said wat u doing she said moving |
4/17/2006 |
| phillip peep |
yo mama is so stupid she heard on the forcast that it was supposed to be chili outside so she ran outside with a bowl and spoon and some crackers. lol yo mama and jo mama!! lol
!!! yo u guys rock my socks!!!!! |
4/17/2006 |
| s.p. |
yo mama is so old!!! JESUS signed her yearbook.... |
4/16/2006 |
| s.p. |
yo mama is so UGLY!!!! she gots to trick or treat by phone...lol.... |
4/16/2006 |
| alan |
your mama is so fat when she leves the yellow bus people say wheres the cream filling |
4/14/2006 |
| jon |
your mama is so fat that when she goes to the baech and wears black and white, people say make way for free willy |
4/14/2006 |
| zac |
your mumma is so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60minutes |
4/13/2006 |
| lol |
yo mamas so fat when she stood on a rainbow she farted out skittles!!! ya beat that
|
4/12/2006 |
| plol |
yo mamas so poor she went to the 99 cent store with coupons!! beat that
|
4/12/2006 |
| ssgsgg |
jo mama is so black she got kicked out of white castle
beat that |
4/11/2006 |
| jfjb |
yo mama is so dumb she put a paper in front of the t.v. and thought it was paper view |
4/11/2006 |
| B-Duke |
Sweet!!!
|
4/11/2006 |
| alex |
damn any of my jokes could beat that.heres one
yo mama's armpit is so hary every body thought she had kig kong in a headlock. |
4/10/2006 |
| pimp |
your mom is so fat when she steps on a penny she makes 1000000$. |
4/3/2006 |
| kenny/ups/116 |
shane,yo mamma so fat, she went to arbys askin' for a sack of thirty |
3/30/2006 |
| Jesus Mendoza |
YO mommA IS SO stupid it took her 1hour to coock minute RiCe
|
3/7/2006 |
| TONY |
UR MOM IS SO RINKELEY SHE HAD TO SCREW ON HER HAT |
3/3/2006 |
| TONY |
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT MISTAKED WITH BIGGIE SMALLS. |
3/3/2006 |
| cbp |
yo mama teeth so yellow traffic slowed down when she smiled lol in ur face |
3/3/2006 |
| E.m |
your mama is so stupid she sit on the couch and watches the t.v |
2/23/2006 |
| dj |
man that was a good one |
2/13/2006 |
| dj |
your mom is fat
|
2/13/2006 |
| nic |
yo mama is so stupid wen your dad said christmas is around the corner she goes lookin for it |
2/10/2006 |
| bvd |
your mama so black the police shoot at her and the bullet came back for a flashlight ohhhhhhhhhh now what lol |
1/19/2006 |
| Bianca |
LOL thats good |
1/19/2006 |
| TIFFANI MARSHAL |
YO MAMA BLACK AND YO MAMA AIN'T WHITE SHE CONCUSSED. |
12/21/2005 |
| Mike Russo |
Earl's mama is so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change.
|
12/21/2005 |
| Earl Perry |
Your mama so broke that she lives at the corner
|
12/21/2005 |
| Mike Russo |
Earl is so dumb he makes retards look like rocket scientists. |
12/21/2005 |
| Earl Perry |
your mama so dumb that she makes a baby look smart |
12/21/2005 |
| Mike Russo |
Earl's mom is so dumb and fat she tryed to eat the plastic food on the table. |
12/21/2005 |
| bob |
ur mam is so dumb she tryed to put M&M's in alpabetical order. |
12/21/2005 |
| Earl Perry |
Yo mamas so ugly that she makes Micheal Jackson look good
|
12/21/2005 |
| Earl Perry |
Yo Mama so fat when she went to school she sat next to every body |
12/21/2005 |
| T i f f a n i |
this all fun in games right ? |
12/20/2005 |
| T i f f a n i |
Some of these jokes are really funny but some of them are kind of chessy but they are funny in a stupid kind on way some of ya'll should be a comedian. |
12/20/2005 |
| Darnell |
yo mama so ugly her mama had to tie a pork cochope around your neck just so the dog would play with her. |
12/19/2005 |
| dude |
yo mamas so big that wen she bounced up in the air scientists tought an astaroid was coming to hit the eartth.
|
12/16/2005 |
| dude |
yo mamas so big that she doesn`t even need to jump she just bounces |
12/16/2005 |
| 50 |
yo mams so fat that wen she jumped 4 joy she got stuck
|
12/16/2005 |
| 50 |
yomamas so fat scientists think she riped the ozone layer |
12/16/2005 |
| 50 |
yo mama is soo fat annd poor she has to iron her clothes on the drive way by rolling over them
|
12/16/2005 |
| 50 |
yo mama is sooo fat she has to iron her clothes on the drive way
|
12/16/2005 |
| 50 |
Fatty Fatty 2 by 4 couldn`t even fit through the bathroom door.
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12/16/2005 |
| 50 |
yo mamas hair is sooo short she curls it with rice.
|
12/16/2005 |
| 50 |
yo mama so fat that wen she got hit by a bus ,she sed stop pushing! |
12/16/2005 |
| Valentina |
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow the cars slow down everytime she smiles!
|
12/16/2005 |
| Valentina |
these jokes were good, the first 2 were really funny |
12/16/2005 |
| 50 |
yo SO fAT THAT YO cereal needs life guard
|
12/15/2005 |
| Erik sowders |
yo mama is so fat that by the time she got out of her mama she was all ready 90 |
12/14/2005 |
| Erik sowders |
When god said let their be light yo mama had to move |
12/14/2005 |
| Erik sowders |
yo mama is so stupid she sits on the TV and waches the couch |
12/14/2005 |
| Erik sowders |
Yo Mama is so fat every time she sees a bus go by she shots hey stop that twiky |
12/14/2005 |
| jo mama hahaha |
jo mama jo mama jo mama just keep saying jo mama |
12/12/2005 |
| jo mama hahaha |
your mama is so ugly that u cant tell her face from her crack |
12/12/2005 |
| tdjester |
yo mama is so ugly she got arrested for moonin'.
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12/9/2005 |
| tdjester |
yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a moblie home. |
12/9/2005 |
| tdjester |
yo mama so stupid she thought d-day was a holiday. |
12/9/2005 |
| tdjester |
yo mama so fat she's like a stop sign shes on every street corner.
|
12/9/2005 |
| tdjester |
yo mama so stupid she saw a sign that said wet floor and she did. |
12/9/2005 |
| tdjester |
yo mama is so stupid when she was locked in a grocery store she died of hunger |
12/9/2005 |
| yo yo yo momma |
omg that is so funny!
thanx for sharing!!!! |
12/8/2005 |
| Eric Robinson |
who ever comments on these jokes really don't know how to spell |
12/5/2005 |
