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First of all, to all of you consumer junkies out there, God doesn't live in an SUV. Life isn't a car commercial filmed in the Grand Canyon, simply BECAUSE NO ONE ING LIVES THERE. Politics don't run America anymore, marketing geniuses do. By the way, if you seem to be getting any strange ideas about NOT having your Let's-Be-Popular-In-High-School-And-Pretend-To-Care-About-Joining-FDNY-Because-911-Happened heads shoved collectively into a nice saltwater trough by said marketing "gurus" in some nice little suburb in Ann Arbor, MI, do me a favor and get your head out of where it really is, your rear end; because the stomach acid seems to be eating away at gray matter POSSIBLY left over from buying lies from this "woman". I PROMISE you stupid "pre-teen" girls out there who think Getting Gorgeous is more important than learning how to not Get Pregnant, she is a fake through and through. You can draw your own conclusions about moral relativism, but people who often drink lattes at Starbuck's often ACTUALLY have to eat something, too (assuming Paris eats things other than X_X_). Not diverting from what I'm saying to you here, Liberals and Conservatives can both go shoot themselves for forgetting that 70% of Americans like me don't vote because two extremely polarized voting "platforms" don't change anything except soft money increases. If you rich, young cum-receptacles think that Paris Hilton is your hero, then why do you think that parading around, selling "happiness", actually creates it? The same Real Estate c-notes your mommy and daddy are pushing to you to help yourself feel "rich" by buying overpriced, under-styled clothes called Abercrombie (when I was in high school) and Aeropostale (now); this is just the silver platter with the engraving BULL on it. Besides, ladies, white hats on class D highschool "football stars" (later on 7th- and 8th-grade combined P.E. teachers, there's your star, girls, the same one you make fun of in gym class for having a gut) and clothes that taper like crazy is NOT the equivalent of fashion. Last week, I saw a fourteen-year-old girl walking around on the street dressed like Sarah Jessica Parker (not well by the way) wearing the same kind of clothing (i.e. she looked, in her wide-brimmed hat, like she was either a plantation owner's wife always offering guests lemonade, or some sort of whore\singer on a cruise ship known as the Titanic). Sorry, women, if you think having a clue amounts to having stuff, then you're sure to get stuffed by some random male who is not THAT interested in taking care of "stuff" later on in life. **correction--"stuff" in this case means child support in the form of half his paycheck gone. This is why guys like me only have sex with young women who are at least somewhat able to think for themselves. Go Get GORGEOUS And Get Sold, America.
You are a t-shirt for prosperity (wait, that's a contradiction, nevermind sorry). P.S. Young women, when growing up, are unfortunately not taught to think very much for themselves in this country all too often because their mothers usually don't realize that their daughter will become their own cookie-cutting invention of emptiness.
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6/11/2005 |
