| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| corey |
these are the best jokes ever |
12/16/2005 |
| scooter |
yo mama was so ugley when she was born, her mama fed her with a sling shot. |
12/16/2005 |
| scooter |
yo mama so old, god said 'let there be light' and yo mama hit the switch |
12/16/2005 |
| Angeal |
they were funny, but on one of these somebody spelled dumb wrong dump is how they spelled it |
12/13/2005 |
| me |
that was funny best ive seen so far |
12/13/2005 |
| raven |
yo mama got dookie draws i saw when she put um on |
12/2/2005 |
| raven |
these jokes were not that funny but i knew all of um so make up some new ones |
12/2/2005 |
| Alisha |
OKAY NOT BAD |
11/25/2005 |
| me... |
alrite i guess |
11/24/2005 |
| Samantha |
thay don't make Scents |
11/18/2005 |
| josh |
ur mamas so dumb she went to bank and she say " put your money in bag" |
11/18/2005 |
| michel |
very good |
11/17/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk. |
11/16/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mama’s so poor, I walked into her house, asked what was for dinner, so she lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot Pockets." |
11/16/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mama's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble. |
11/16/2005 |
| selina |
yo mamas so fat that when she went for a walk i felt the earth move under my feet the sky came tumblin that she killed the world |
11/16/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass. |
11/16/2005 |
| selina |
yo mamas so dumb that this is her alphabet a,e,u,3,g,5,fd,8,c,7,b,3,h,6,v,2,f,7,b,i,s,r,e,y,h,n, |
11/16/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad. |
11/16/2005 |
| selina |
yo mama's so fat that when she used a dildo it got flattend |
11/16/2005 |
| stacey |
yo mamma's so fat her favourite dress is a tent |
11/16/2005 |
| selina |
yo mamas so ugly she don't need a costume for halloween. |
11/16/2005 |
| selina |
Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish |
11/16/2005 |
| samara |
Yo mamma's so fat she broke her leg gravy poured out |
11/16/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mamma's so stupid it took her 2hours to watch
60 minutes |
11/15/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mamma's so poor, she watches TV on a Etch-A-Sketch |
11/14/2005 |
| marnie |
hey this is kool stacey |
11/14/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mamma's so poor,your TV got 2 channals: ON and OFF |
11/14/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mamma's so stupid she triedto drown a fish
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11/14/2005 |
| stacey |
Yo mamma's so fat, she got baptised at sea-world
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11/14/2005 |
| stacey |
Have you heard the story of the old lady who live in a shoe? Well yo mamma's so poor,lives in a flip flop. |
11/14/2005 |
| Moper Broom |
your mom is so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people think shes a taxi. |
11/14/2005 |
| megan |
yo mamma's so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales sang"we are family, even though your fatter than me" |
11/8/2005 |
| megan |
yo mamma's so stupid a yellow bus with white kids in it she yelled"STOP THAT TWINKY" |
11/8/2005 |
| megan |
yo mamma's so stupid she put a battery up her but and said"i got the power" |
11/8/2005 |
| kazan |
yea g da birth mark one is the funiest aswell as the donut one but the rest were haarky |
11/7/2005 |
| clayton |
they was pretty funny |
11/1/2005 |
| cristal |
ok very strange |
11/1/2005 |
| lydia |
that is about great!!!! |
10/30/2005 |
| marcus |
these jokes are so funny |
10/26/2005 |
| kenny |
yo mamma so fat she jumped up in da air and got stuck |
10/25/2005 |
| Pipin798 |
My life revoles around this site
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10/25/2005 |
| Pipin798 |
Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a knife to a drive by.
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10/25/2005 |
| Eddy |
yo mama is so fat her new nick name is "DAMN" |
10/19/2005 |
| eddy |
yo mama is so fat she needs to go to mars for clothes |
10/19/2005 |
| manuel calderon |
yo mama is so poor that when a guy took out the garbage she yelled food
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10/19/2005 |
| manuel calderon |
your mama is so old she starded a new generation |
10/19/2005 |
| bob |
yo mamma is so ugly she got michel jackson out of business
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10/19/2005 |
| bob |
yo mamma is so ugly she made freddy cried |
10/19/2005 |
| bob |
yo mamma so stupid she sees little moons |
10/19/2005 |
| pop |
your mama so fat that when she puts on a yellow rain coat and goes out side people start yelling taxi! |
10/18/2005 |
| jj |
yo mama so old the kids don't say are we there yet they say is she dead yet? |
10/18/2005 |
| chadzy |
your mothers so fat it took me a year to find her twat |
10/13/2005 |
| larry long |
girls cat is so stinky that my dog cried |
10/11/2005 |
| larry long |
crazy crazy |
10/11/2005 |
| jeremiah |
these are some good jokes they are so funny to me |
10/11/2005 |
| Marcus Perry |
Your mama so fat when she went bungee jumping she went straight to hell
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10/5/2005 |
| Marcus Perry |
Your mama so poor she couldn't afford to pay attention |
10/5/2005 |
| Marcus Perry |
Great |
10/5/2005 |
| julian |
yo mamma is so stupid that she got ran over |
10/5/2005 |
| julian |
yo mamma is so poor that she couldn't afford her self |
10/5/2005 |
| julian |
yo mamma is so scarry that when she went to halloween the kids started running |
10/5/2005 |
| maya |
your mamas so ugly we thought she was king kong |
9/14/2005 |
| maya |
your mamas so dumb that when you threw the trash can over her she said who's knocking |
9/14/2005 |
| Christian |
Yo mama so poor she cant even afford free |
9/1/2005 |
| farrah malaki |
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money |
8/4/2005 |
| FARRAH MALAKI |
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE TOOK DOUGHNUTS BACK BECAUSE THEY HAD HOLES IN THEM. |
8/4/2005 |
| FARRAH MALAKI |
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMP UP AND GOT STUCK |
8/4/2005 |
| stephanie |
your momma so fat she uses greyhound busses for roller blades |
7/31/2005 |
| stephanie |
your mommas so fat she uses her matress as a maxi pad |
7/31/2005 |
| Your Father |
Why don't we make fun of men they are the ones always doing stupid things and half the time they don't even get the jokes so they would'nt be offended by the jokes |
7/29/2005 |
| Who Cares? |
I believe that these jokes are offensive to peoples mother and since they gave birth to all of us lay off the jokes |
7/29/2005 |
| lashonda |
this is so stuppid it's funny |
7/27/2005 |
| SAM |
aint none of yo jokes funny............MAKE UP YO OWN |
7/19/2005 |
| rayvon |
they are ok ur trying 2 hard |
7/12/2005 |
| Hannah |
none of your jokes are remotely funny. let me know when you get some decent ones. |
7/11/2005 |
| pimpjuice |
here's one.your mommas so old that when she farts dust comes out. |
7/6/2005 |
| pimpjuice |
some of these are hilarious but some are retarded |
7/6/2005 |
| Zayla |
they were funnier then the first one thanks for the laughs..... |
7/3/2005 |
| Dylan Farnam |
I think these r very funny but u guys should have more jokes and a box where the people reading them can add some more jokes |
7/2/2005 |
| Brianna |
yo mama is so dumb she went to court and the judge said order and your mama says oh ill have a coke and a cheeseburger w/fries. |
6/24/2005 |
| Brianna |
heres one "your moma is so dumb i saw her walking down the street yelling in to an envelope and i asked"mamm' what are you doing"?"she said"who me, oh im just leaving a voice message" if you think that is funny just e mail me at |
6/24/2005 |
| Nathan chu |
yo mama is so fat like a Godzilla +10% |
6/17/2005 |
| Your mom |
yo mama is so fat girl
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6/17/2005 |
| Your mom |
Yo mama's so fat she made godzilla look like a ant |
6/17/2005 |
| jennifer |
your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out |
6/17/2005 |
| jennifer |
your jokes are realy funny were do you come up with them |
6/17/2005 |
| melissa |
yo mamas so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews |
6/16/2005 |
| angelina |
yo mamas so dumb she couldnt pass a blood test |
6/16/2005 |
| toya an brandy |
yall are crazy and keep up the goood jokes |
6/15/2005 |
| ajcw |
what was the * for |
6/14/2005 |
| gabbie |
i think u should get newer jokes |
6/12/2005 |
| Y |
1 WORD OF ADVISE BE ORIGINAL MAKE UP UR OWN |
6/6/2005 |
| joy pentito |
is thier any thing eles you would like to say about my mama? |
6/2/2005 |
| joy pentito |
yo mama so dum that she even made you dum... |
6/2/2005 |
| joy pentito |
can you make up any thing other then these old jokes? can you tell us some thing more funnier then this? |
6/2/2005 |
| keen jr |
your momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it |
6/1/2005 |
| Deonte' phillip |
Yo mamma so old I told her to act her own age and she died. |
5/30/2005 |
| Deonte' phillip |
Hers one. Yo mamma so old I told her to act her own age and she died. |
5/30/2005 |
