| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| Gangster4Life |
com on ppl plz atleast try and dis meh nah.2 mak dis site dreda and 4 aluh 2 not look so lame. |
5/3/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
u ppl cant come round me in dissin or in jokes.lol u ppl r so lame and buss and borin.all ah all so lame thats it's a shame |
4/28/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
uh momma so fat and ugly dat whn people tinks she is a UFO and unidentified fu#kd-up ogar. |
4/28/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
uh momma so fat dat she went on an electric scale it said to be continued, com bac whn u can see your panty in a mirror. |
4/28/2009 |
| shannan wood |
i love my mom |
4/27/2009 |
| AQUIA JACKSON |
I LOVE IT |
4/27/2009 |
| Shaniece long |
yo mama so fat that when she wanted to sleep on a water people started putting blankets over lake michigan |
4/27/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
put uh momma so stink and ugly dat whn she pastd som sh!t in in the road it said hello dad |
4/18/2009 |
| shtysite |
yo mama so stink dat when she lookt in da toilet she saw herslf |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
FACE* |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
i realised u teeth were goin war 4 som spaces but i didnt kno uh far had one 2 cuz i sombdy drop som bombs on uh face cuz it real fkd |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
uh momma so desperate she did skin up in front a dog and it ignored her |
4/18/2009 |
| shtysite |
ur mama so stank not even vagrant wanna take a drank, of dat stank mossy cnt |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
u momma inventd the sewage tank cuz whn she pull down her bra lets jus say it wasnt a pleasant sight |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
aye i need a pic of uh momma cuz d las tim she pas there were now signs of rats but they cam bac so jus ran pas wit a pic of her and dat will b okay |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
stacey Yo mama’s so poor, I walked into her house, asked what was for dinner, so she lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot Pockets."
^ u serious dude.
uh momma so poor dat whn u askd her for food she went in her panty and pull out a cheezy pie wit extra slim |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
uh moda so damn ugly dat whn she went in the profesional ugly contest they gave her more points for an extra effort |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
whn god made light he told uh momma 2 stop bendin ova |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
uh momma actually good for som my bro wantd 2 vomit but it wasnt comin down so i showd him a pic of uh momma and guess wat instant vomit it also mad a rat vomit(i tink dats was uh sis)but oh wel |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
uh momma so ugly she signd out for the ugly contest and but they dnt take her they dnt allow profesionals. |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
Joker King boi or king of jokes or wat eva boi uh moma so ugly she scared way halloween and it was her birthday.she invented brick walls cuz she hard and flat.she so dang ugly dat aliens wont kidnapped her. |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
this for d king if jones dumby
uh momma invented the toilet cuz whn she pulld down her panty thats wat popped out cuz only a sad piece ah crap woulda go there.and horror movies cam in whn u were born.uh momma so fat and ugly dat ppl mistook her for a UFO an unidentified fkd-up object and dat was jus her face. |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
the person name stacey lol imma dis u wit uh own line but imma modify it a bit...Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk. cuz the Dairy Dairy powder milk factory fired her cuz her boobs ha no more powder cant put water and shak 2 get cereal in the mornin anymore so hard luck there. |
4/18/2009 |
| Gangster4Life |
aluh real BUSS i go show aluh som real jokes and disses mainly disses but aye they beta dan d crap aluh postin |
4/18/2009 |
| ali |
bad |
3/23/2009 |
| beckky |
your mamma so fat that dora the expolorer cant explore anymore |
2/21/2009 |
| kenny |
that was funny ecp the dounut one. |
2/3/2009 |
| Luis Gonzalez |
Yo mama is so fat that Godzilla was her baby. |
11/14/2008 |
| Farrah-Jocka |
your mama is so fat that when god said let there be light
he had to tell her can you be please move |
10/1/2008 |
| jessica simps |
they were not good they were crap |
9/2/2008 |
| gutta |
yo mama so poor i saw her kickin a can i said wat u doin she said moveing |
7/25/2008 |
| Reggie D. Reyes |
It is wonderful!!! |
1/26/2008 |
| the joker king |
funny jokes. heres one, yo mamma is so fat that she lives in texas and california at the same time. |
1/11/2008 |
| kayla sizemore |
it ok i guess {get better 1s!} |
6/10/2007 |
| jp |
any free people |
11/15/2006 |
| Thomas the tank |
yo mamma is so fat at football games people mistake her for the goodyear blimp
|
10/28/2006 |
| Dylan |
i like eggs and you have an apple Dylan Marquart!! |
10/28/2006 |
| your mom |
meh, ok i guess |
10/9/2006 |
| 135488 |
Yo mamas so old Jesus signed her year book...
that is not a funny jokes. u shouldn't use religion especially god |
8/28/2006 |
| Beccci |
the cock eyed one w/ the tears down her back was hilarious.. i have to admit.. a drop came out.. jk lol |
8/16/2006 |
| Makaveli Shakur |
Cobra Bubbles been watchin too much Lilo and Stich And Ebony ,how about you give yo name, number and bra size |
7/19/2006 |
| Makaveli |
You may know me as 2pac and I say these is lame I'm alive in Kenya, Africa. Don't tell |
7/19/2006 |
| Adam |
Yo momma so fat that she sold her house for a couple of cupcakes |
7/13/2006 |
| sabri |
your mum is so old she still has jesus number |
7/11/2006 |
| Jamey |
Yo moma iz so fat her as look like two sumo wrestlers fightin ova a chocolate chip cookie... |
7/10/2006 |
| Jamey |
Yo Moma iz so dirty, that she keeps ice in her pants to keep the crabs fresh!!! |
7/10/2006 |
| ROSA SANTYO |
SO UH DUMB I BET I CAN MAKE BETTER JOKES THEN THAT.YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE OCEAN N SEES A WHALE SHE SAYS''WE ARE FAMILY'' |
7/10/2006 |
| MARILYN |
U DA MANN GOOD JOB HERES MY. UR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE OCEAN N C A WHALE SHE SAYS''WE ARE FAMILY'' |
7/10/2006 |
| me maself n i |
i think that ur jokes are kind of old and lame and they are so boring please can u put new 1`s thanks lol'sz |
7/7/2006 |
| TILMA |
THAT SO SKINNY JOKE IS SO OLD. |
7/1/2006 |
| blah |
nice |
6/30/2006 |
| lee |
horrible |
6/20/2006 |
| lee |
well, how do i say this!....... these jokes r lyk um........can you say "corny" well i hope so cause you need some new jokes in the book! |
6/20/2006 |
| darkskull |
ur momma so fat when she rolls over 4 quarters she makes a dollar
ur momma so fat her belly button makes an echo
ur so ugly micheal jackson sent u back 2 bed
ur momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!!!
any irls want add me on msn (darkskull@hotmail.co.uk) |
6/20/2006 |
| Michelle |
those were the worst yo mama jokes. Get a life Kristine. And the fact that there old. Heard them all before. NOT FUNNY!!! |
6/19/2006 |
| josho |
yo mamma is so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book.
Ur mamma legs are like spoiled ,milk gray and chunky |
6/17/2006 |
| george w . bush |
man last time i takled to yo momma she "said " hhhiii ! And iwas like yo breath is kick'n |
6/16/2006 |
| CeCe ♥ |
'yo momma so fat that she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she said "STOP THAT TWINKI!"
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6/13/2006 |
| CeCe ♥ |
'yo momma so fat that she saw a yellow bud with white kids in it she said "STOP THAT TWINKI!"
lmao now thts funny!!!' |
6/13/2006 |
| CeCe ♥ |
haha there great! alot funnier than anyone else on this site! |
6/13/2006 |
| jennifer |
Less cuss words but there pretty goodjust so i can under stand you know.The last one is a loner its totally different than the other jokes i liked it. |
6/11/2006 |
| Brandon B. |
These are the funiest danm things i ever heard |
6/7/2006 |
| turd |
stone man yo momma is so ugly she got inside freddy kruegers dream and made him scared. |
6/4/2006 |
| arthur |
yo momma so poor she locked her self in the store and starved the death |
6/4/2006 |
| arthur |
yo mommas lips are so big they look like bunk beds |
6/4/2006 |
| raimond |
yo mama so fat she made her car into a flat mobile |
6/4/2006 |
| arthur |
yo momma so poor she locked her self in the store and starved the death |
6/4/2006 |
| kc |
funny !! |
6/3/2006 |
| STONE MAN |
yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach glows |
5/27/2006 |
| STONE MAN |
those were sorta lame, a little word of advice better come up with some better ones |
5/27/2006 |
| Jerry |
some of these jokes was good. |
5/22/2006 |
| Mimi |
the dougnuts joke is funny!
|
5/17/2006 |
| Big Tim |
That was very funny! But I all ready hurd some of thows! |
5/17/2006 |
| Amanda |
I love all the yo mama jokes they are the the thing that I find incredably stupid but funny as hell |
5/12/2006 |
| Jerryd Chaney |
Some of them I've heard, but they're still funny. |
5/10/2006 |
| your mom |
you got some of those from the show 'yo momma' on mtv... |
5/9/2006 |
| zach |
terrel yo momma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and made a tidal wave. |
5/7/2006 |
| cookie |
hahaha they r funny |
5/5/2006 |
| hobbahubby |
these are kinda funny. |
5/5/2006 |
| nick |
nick is cool |
5/3/2006 |
| A |
Good jokes |
5/1/2006 |
| kiare |
yo mama lip so big she can whisper in her own ear. |
4/27/2006 |
| terrel |
a b rizzle you are so dumb that you went to walmart and said [may i take your order please.]
|
4/25/2006 |
| terrel |
yo mama so dumb that she went to pizza hut and asked for an hair cut |
4/25/2006 |
| terrel |
yo mama so stupid that she saw a coch roach and said [we are family.]
|
4/25/2006 |
| terrel |
yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cherio
|
4/25/2006 |
| terrel |
yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said [sorry, no professionas]
|
4/25/2006 |
| terrel |
yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent |
4/25/2006 |
| terrel |
yo moma is so hairy that she grew afro's on her tits |
4/25/2006 |
| b-rizzle |
yo moma iz so stupid she went ta kfc & asked fo a bigmac |
4/24/2006 |
| yo momma |
cock eyed isn't fowel, and rifles are loaded, I think you mean a shotgun |
4/23/2006 |
| Mysterious |
Yp mama so old she signed the Declaration of Independence. |
4/22/2006 |
| joes |
thos jokes r hlarius |
4/18/2006 |
| lil shaq |
yo jokes stink
.and there old.yo momma so stupid she went to subway and asked"where is the train.my baby can joke better than you,and she can't even talk
|
4/16/2006 |
| Lesley |
They are so funny!! I like them; keep em coming! |
4/7/2006 |
| beba |
those are all funny.....lol maybe you can be on b.e.t.
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4/4/2006 |
| amanda |
your mama so harry you almost died of rugburn at birth |
3/3/2006 |
| Lauren |
Funny
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2/23/2006 |
| Lauren |
Very cool and funny. |
2/23/2006 |
| saleina |
its chill.... |
12/18/2005 |
