Actual School Absence Excuse Notes

These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
Comments on article "Actual School Absence Excuse Notes"
Name Views and CommentsDate
shannon ohhh lol wow 9/8/2009
Bushra HAha! fuNny 5/26/2009
markih acs. im also a parents that make xcuses with my kids if thier are absence during the classes..it s laufing becuase of hte paredts mispelleded words..hehhehe 1/16/2009
MRS. Traumeter this are hilarious unbelievable! 9/8/2008
JORGE EXCUESE JORGE FOR BEING ABBSENT YESTRDAYHE WAS SICK HE VOMIC AND 4/17/2008
klye FUNNY! 4/12/2008
nini what are some early morning band exuces? 4/7/2008
nini what are so earl morning band excuse? 4/7/2008
Ben Gates Parents, the many odd kinds of the human nature. 1/2/2008
allison this is teh funniest thing i have ever read in all of my life i was cracking up i almost fell on the florr laughingg seriously i lost my breath and u could hear me laughing about 5 rooms away thankszz soo much 1/15/2007
Poopsicle wow. those people are so stupid. they should be hung. 10/28/2006
4l0ve1y who da hell want funny jokes?! 9/14/2006
4l0ve1y too bad...my skool or teachers doesn't except parent notes...they only except excused notes from doctors, court, or other imporant businesses beside stayin home and gettin lazy all the time with dumb excuse notes that teachers dont even fall for... 9/14/2006
Kenya not for my teacher!!!! 2/11/2006
Kenya These are very not cool excuses! 2/11/2006
anymous These are funny jokes. They give you some good chuckles 11/28/2005
charlotte wonderful 11/12/2004
linda how are we supposed to send this to the school? 9/22/2004
dick that first 1 was not me im kyle 3/30/2004
Anonymous I thought this was very funny even though i didn't get #6, #8, #14, or #20. If you get this please write back.

Thanks 		3/2/2004
Raluca Iclodean please do not let Raluca take Library today because I have digust this with her and I dont want her to see Mrs.Crossin 2/12/2004
Miss D. tydeman Here's one I was given last term-

Please excuse "Jane" from missing school. She was ill with a stomach.		 8/12/2003
jen Please excuse John from school yesterday he took 2 sodium flouride pils. 4/17/2003
stacey Heres one:
Please excuse Kristen for school yestderday he was pucking up.		 4/17/2003
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