Great Comebacks To Dickhead Come-ons...

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trudy Lmao! 10/14/2009
Blop :) 1/12/2009
up in smoke your momas lyk jegs, one call gets it all one click gets it quick 7/21/2008
Simply Me Just plain stupid...
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Thats for ur fat mum
5/21/2008
Simply Me Another mama so fat joke...
ur mama so dumb she tried throwing a rock onto the ground and missed.
5/21/2008
Ifeoma Abali i couldn'nt stop laughing. it"s absolutely hilarious 5/6/2008
rayray if someone said"your mom is so ugly" then say " at least my mom is not a DOG!" 4/12/2008
Keven if someone disses your mom say at least i have a mom you have to dads:) 2/19/2008
beautiful girl Person 1-u r mad fat! Sorry but its true
Person 2-itz ok,bcuz ur so ugly u went to an ugly contrest and they said "sorry, no professionals"
2/14/2008
Emilyy 1. Your Mamas So Fat, That When She Got In A Swimming Pool, The Swimmng Pool Got Out.
2. Your Mamas So Poor That When I Saw Her Kicking A Cola Can And Asked Her What She Was Doing, She Said "Moving House"
2/4/2008
tyler aka xero man-why dont u come up with comebacks?
man-If u want a comeback ill go wipe up that come off your girlfriends mouth.
1/10/2008
asd wtf is this they always put this shet 2/18/2007
Erka Funny Funny Funny 9/12/2006
Angelus How do you think of these things
5/1/2006
sta*roo male::how do u liek ur eggs in the morning
female::unfertlized
3/20/2006
sta*roo male::whats your sign baby
female::do not enter-or-stop
male::you look more like a yeild
3/20/2006
amanda im lookin for comebacks like if someone says somthin to you cussing and bullying and what u cn say back to make him look really stupid and humiliate him! 3/6/2006
purple fartz any 1 got some comebacks or how to get one? 2/19/2006
sabrina that was so hilarious and i will be using some of those comebacks 2/6/2006
AUDREY I LOVED THEM 12/26/2005
Brittany I LIKE THOSE! 10/6/2005
me Your like a door, eveyonre knocks you up!! 1/9/2005
ashley man: " your like a fruit"
woman: "and you are the cake"
1/9/2005
jason Man: when i get you in my bed baby, your like a gurl in a horror movie, you never stop screaming!!!!! 1/9/2005
ashley man: " your like a fruit"
woman: "and you are the cake"
1/9/2005
madeline Man: your like a lolly pop every1 gets a lick! 1/9/2005
Madeline Man: Your like a door knob, everyone gets a turn! 1/9/2005
ashley person 1: "want to fight?"
person 2: "ya, there will be 2 hits. 1 is when i will be hittin you and the other is when u will b hittin the ground."
1/9/2005
Ashley Man: "You have more curzes than a race track"
Woman: "And you have more lines than a fone company"
1/9/2005
dom this is for amy WHAT THE HELL ARE U SMOKIN DONT BRING LOVE INTO THIS 6/11/2004
dom Man:"Did it hurt?"
Woman:"Excuse me?"
Man:"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Woman:"No not really, but bend over and tell me if this hurts"
6/11/2004
Sexy Ash your so fat that u tripped ova a rock and made the grand canyon 4/21/2004
lee is a leso Indan: My mother is the mahrai of Kalkutta when i get married i must go to Kalkutta and be married under the Kalcuttin star my grandmother make a very hot curry and we eat pupadoms with penis on the side for later and we also make love infrount of every1 11/27/2003
brad da gr8 i saw ya nanna and she woz hot 11/27/2003
stacy all guys, my phone number is 148-7736
give me a call!
11/16/2003
darci i think these are good, but u should have more of a area covered with different types of come-ons and comebacks 11/16/2003
steven hey girls my # is 392-1228 11/6/2003
Multi Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: " I knew it thats another $10.00 I've won"
10/30/2003
Multi Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: Perfect, "Mike over here!"
10/30/2003
Multi Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: I'll bet that comes in handy.
10/30/2003
kelly minro guys want my # its 360 347 9012 10/9/2003
natasha lets not let the men fool us!most are only out for 1 thing.yep best belive 10/9/2003
andrea brazzell hilarious jokes they are so funny i love them...... 9/13/2003
me why arent there any comebacks that are like a guy saying to a girl... this is sexist 9/7/2003
amy comebacks are fun,I suppose. but we should just love and respect one another and maybe-just maybe the sexes won't be at odds....there's no future in it. 7/30/2003
Deena Haha they disgust someone? Please! These rock! 7/6/2003
jason a. You're showing your ignorance 6/21/2003
Chellie Fighting: man: "Hey your fat".
women: "I may be fat- but your ugly, and i can diet!"
6/19/2003
Claudia Here is a joke... Q: Do you know what my worst dream is? A: When i wake up and see you infront of me!! 6/15/2003
Apri hey ashley i should be more like this
man-your dro dead gorgoues
women- and if i look at you agian i'll drop dead
6/13/2003
ashley man-you are drop dead sexy
women-yeah and you are drop dead ugly
6/10/2003
garry pad joe can go for 8 times in one night and on the side of a mountain then!! what a man hes my hero i love you pad joe! 5/19/2003
like id tell ya everybodies got the same ones. get some new and better ones 4/24/2003
cassie i HATE these man woman things they discust me!!! 4/9/2003
Carmen KILLER COMEBACKS MAN 3/31/2003
haha i love james marshall 4eva he is so so fit! lol n a gr8 shag n big ! lol 3/2/2003
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