| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| trudy |
Lmao! |
10/14/2009 |
| Blop |
:) |
1/12/2009 |
| up in smoke |
your momas lyk jegs, one call gets it all one click gets it quick |
7/21/2008 |
| Simply Me |
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5/21/2008 |
| Simply Me |
Another mama so fat joke... ur mama so dumb she tried throwing a rock onto the ground and missed. |
5/21/2008 |
| Ifeoma Abali |
i couldn'nt stop laughing. it"s absolutely hilarious |
5/6/2008 |
| rayray |
if someone said"your mom is so ugly" then say " at least my mom is not a DOG!" |
4/12/2008 |
| Keven |
if someone disses your mom say at least i have a mom you have to dads:) |
2/19/2008 |
| beautiful girl |
Person 1-u r mad fat! Sorry but its true Person 2-itz ok,bcuz ur so ugly u went to an ugly contrest and they said "sorry, no professionals" |
2/14/2008 |
| Emilyy |
1. Your Mamas So Fat, That When She Got In A Swimming Pool, The Swimmng Pool Got Out. 2. Your Mamas So Poor That When I Saw Her Kicking A Cola Can And Asked Her What She Was Doing, She Said "Moving House" |
2/4/2008 |
| tyler aka xero |
man-why dont u come up with comebacks? man-If u want a comeback ill go wipe up that come off your girlfriends mouth. |
1/10/2008 |
| asd |
wtf is this they always put this shet |
2/18/2007 |
| Erka |
Funny Funny Funny |
9/12/2006 |
| Angelus |
How do you think of these things
|
5/1/2006 |
| sta*roo |
male::how do u liek ur eggs in the morning female::unfertlized |
3/20/2006 |
| sta*roo |
male::whats your sign baby female::do not enter-or-stop male::you look more like a yeild
|
3/20/2006 |
| amanda |
im lookin for comebacks like if someone says somthin to you cussing and bullying and what u cn say back to make him look really stupid and humiliate him! |
3/6/2006 |
| purple fartz |
any 1 got some comebacks or how to get one? |
2/19/2006 |
| sabrina |
that was so hilarious and i will be using some of those comebacks |
2/6/2006 |
| AUDREY |
I LOVED THEM |
12/26/2005 |
| Brittany |
I LIKE THOSE! |
10/6/2005 |
| me |
Your like a door, eveyonre knocks you up!! |
1/9/2005 |
| ashley |
man: " your like a fruit" woman: "and you are the cake" |
1/9/2005 |
| jason |
Man: when i get you in my bed baby, your like a gurl in a horror movie, you never stop screaming!!!!! |
1/9/2005 |
| ashley |
man: " your like a fruit" woman: "and you are the cake" |
1/9/2005 |
| madeline |
Man: your like a lolly pop every1 gets a lick! |
1/9/2005 |
| Madeline |
Man: Your like a door knob, everyone gets a turn! |
1/9/2005 |
| ashley |
person 1: "want to fight?" person 2: "ya, there will be 2 hits. 1 is when i will be hittin you and the other is when u will b hittin the ground." |
1/9/2005 |
| Ashley |
Man: "You have more curzes than a race track" Woman: "And you have more lines than a fone company" |
1/9/2005 |
| dom |
this is for amy WHAT THE HELL ARE U SMOKIN DONT BRING LOVE INTO THIS |
6/11/2004 |
| dom |
Man:"Did it hurt?" Woman:"Excuse me?" Man:"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Woman:"No not really, but bend over and tell me if this hurts" |
6/11/2004 |
| Sexy Ash |
your so fat that u tripped ova a rock and made the grand canyon |
4/21/2004 |
| lee is a leso |
Indan: My mother is the mahrai of Kalkutta when i get married i must go to Kalkutta and be married under the Kalcuttin star my grandmother make a very hot curry and we eat pupadoms with penis on the side for later and we also make love infrount of every1 |
11/27/2003 |
| brad da gr8 |
i saw ya nanna and she woz hot |
11/27/2003 |
| stacy |
all guys, my phone number is 148-7736 give me a call! |
11/16/2003 |
| darci |
i think these are good, but u should have more of a area covered with different types of come-ons and comebacks |
11/16/2003 |
| steven |
hey girls my # is 392-1228 |
11/6/2003 |
| Multi |
Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: " I knew it thats another $10.00 I've won" |
10/30/2003 |
| Multi |
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: Perfect, "Mike over here!" |
10/30/2003 |
| Multi |
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: I'll bet that comes in handy. |
10/30/2003 |
| kelly minro |
guys want my # its 360 347 9012 |
10/9/2003 |
| natasha |
lets not let the men fool us!most are only out for 1 thing.yep best belive |
10/9/2003 |
| andrea brazzell |
hilarious jokes they are so funny i love them...... |
9/13/2003 |
| me |
why arent there any comebacks that are like a guy saying to a girl... this is sexist |
9/7/2003 |
| amy |
comebacks are fun,I suppose. but we should just love and respect one another and maybe-just maybe the sexes won't be at odds....there's no future in it. |
7/30/2003 |
| Deena |
Haha they disgust someone? Please! These rock! |
7/6/2003 |
| jason a. |
You're showing your ignorance |
6/21/2003 |
| Chellie |
Fighting: man: "Hey your fat". women: "I may be fat- but your ugly, and i can diet!"
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6/19/2003 |
| Claudia |
Here is a joke... Q: Do you know what my worst dream is? A: When i wake up and see you infront of me!! |
6/15/2003 |
| Apri |
hey ashley i should be more like this man-your dro dead gorgoues women- and if i look at you agian i'll drop dead |
6/13/2003 |
| ashley |
man-you are drop dead sexy women-yeah and you are drop dead ugly |
6/10/2003 |
| garry |
pad joe can go for 8 times in one night and on the side of a mountain then!! what a man hes my hero i love you pad joe! |
5/19/2003 |
| like id tell ya |
everybodies got the same ones. get some new and better ones |
4/24/2003 |
| cassie |
i HATE these man woman things they discust me!!! |
4/9/2003 |
| Carmen |
KILLER COMEBACKS MAN |
3/31/2003 |
| haha |
i love james marshall 4eva he is so so fit! lol n a gr8 shag n big ! lol |
3/2/2003 |