Blonde Joke

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Gina I am not into blonde jokes that much since I am a blonde myself.
7/24/2005
mat I liked it 7/8/2005
Freddy i like it 7/7/2005
lose sum w8!lol wat do u do wen ur fat? 7/7/2005
??????? ya, there are alot of blondes out there that are really smart and have alot of common sense, so dont diss on us just cuz ur jealous!!!! the color of ur hair doesnt matter!!!! 6/26/2005
??????? that one was good, but this site could use way more jokes than it has!!!!! 6/26/2005
derrick That is funny stuff 6/20/2005
Hater33 i think that blondes are the most dumb and the most snoddiest in the whole world i don't care what you think or what you may say but its just my opinion!! 6/20/2005
Hater33 Blonbes are so dumb they don't even know there dumb
so what do you think ?? i think that they are the most dumb and the most snobbiest in hte whole world!!!!!!
6/20/2005
Hot ass chick That was really hot so keep your booty on the line and make some more 6/12/2005
meagan Computer: "You've Got Mail!"
Blonde goes outside and checks her mailbox.
Blonde: "Ugh! Why does it keep saying I have mail when I don't!"
6/3/2005
KOREN 15 I ALREADY KNEW THAT JOKE! 6/3/2005
Chelsea That was funny 6/2/2005
aeman I love it. 5/29/2005
SSS funny and true not offense to smart blonds but most blonds have no common sense 5/20/2005
sexythug spencer smith is cute 5/13/2005
sexythug pretty good.
Jake is fine!!
5/13/2005
nik funny 5/11/2005
cheerleadersrmorons C CassieB's post, she says shes blonde "so dont dise her" . She spelt diss wrong! wat does that say?

Dont worry, I am blonde 2.

Here's a joke- a blonde left for the airport one day. when she got near, she saw a sign saying AIRPORT LEFT , so she turned around and went home.

5/11/2005
Fatima Maryam That was funny. 5/6/2005
elisha i think it wasnt that funny 5/1/2005
good eats i know this is not a chat room but does any one like green day? 4/29/2005
Lindsay that was ok but not that funny 4/29/2005
VICTORIA BECOUSE BLONDE YOU CRAZY 4/14/2005
VICTORIA WAY IS A BLONDE SO CRAZY 4/14/2005
samantha81050 Didn't get it..........Are you bonde?- 4/13/2005
SPENCER SMITH i have 6 letter how GHETTO 4/11/2005
micky endicott it was a funny joke 4/11/2005
Unknown I didn't get it so therefore it wasn't funny 4/9/2005
samantha81050 A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy
4/9/2005
loawna I liked it.... not it is so stupid 4/6/2005
Trevor Ha Ha funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 3/24/2005
victoria gibson there are good i am one hi hi hi 3/15/2005
sarah That funny 2/27/2005
jake very good 2/15/2005
dimple_13 its ok but it seems corny..i want that something that can make me laugh.. 2/14/2005
Me a blonde a brunett and a redhead were stuck on a island so they decided to swim back to shore. The brunette swam all the way across, and lived. The redhead got halfway then drowned. Then the blonde one went 3/4 of the way, got tired, and swam back to the island! ha wasn't that so funny 2/1/2005
me oh ha very original 2/1/2005
GOD classic 1/31/2005
wee-ner ok 1/31/2005
amanda that joke was freakin awesome 1/28/2005
azrael a golden oldie 1/27/2005
Martina it was great. made my collegues and i chuckle with amusment. 1/26/2005
Ideal the jokes cool but have you red my it's under the title I BET YOU 20 BUCKS it pretty good...
Kendall_Sandie if you are a blond laugh and the joke dont get mad...
jessica do you have any jokes?
1/25/2005
jessica This was an ok joke but i have read it lots 1/25/2005
Kendall_Sandie look i am a blonde and i am sexxi so i dont like it when people talk about blondes!! 1/20/2005
anon the joke about the gernade is rubbish i have heard it so many times 1/20/2005
blondhighlights ha, funny! 1/15/2005
Ideal A blonde and a brunette are watching the news a man is getting ready to jump off a building. The brunette says "I bet you 20 bucks that he'll jump?" The blonde says "OK
I bet you he wont." the man on the news runs and jumps off the bilding. HA where is my 20 bucks. the blonde how did you know that he was giong to jump the brunette says its a re-run i saw it in the morning. the blonde says me to i just didn't think he would so twice..
1/13/2005
Ideal that was a cool joke very predictable... 1/12/2005
ryan hey read mine 1/11/2005
ryan There's a Russian astronaut, American astronaut and a american blonde. They are all walking on the beach when the Russian says we were the first people in space, then the American said we were the first ones on the moon. The blonde said we will be the first one to land on the sun! American said you stupid you can't land on the moon it's too hot. Blonde says we will land at night! 1/11/2005
ryan how do u now when a blonde tryes to commet suicide
when theres bullet hles in the mirroir
1/11/2005
o.j simpson learn how to spell jarred feller 1/11/2005
angela i think that this web site is cool. 1/5/2005
Jarred Feller a red and brunnet and blonde go huntin
da red gos out aand kills a rabbit
da brunnet gos out and kills a deer
the blonde gos out then comes back and says how did you guys do that
they answer first we found some tracks followed the tracks and BOOM
the blonde gos out, comes back 5 minutes later with one arm one leg and is dying
they ask what the hell happened to you
she replys i found some tracks followed the tracks and BOOM i got hit by a train.
YEEAAH

12/16/2004
Mike thats great
12/16/2004
Alie Furnes Thats the dumbest joke I HAV EVER HEARD
12/15/2004
mike How did the blonde try to kill a bird?

through it off a cliff.
12/15/2004
kirbyfan THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!! 12/14/2004
Stink patch thats old 12/10/2004
*MEGAN* A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
12/10/2004
Megan* Heard it a bizillion times!!! 12/10/2004
ariel cool funny except most of my friends thought it was gay coz there blonds oh well it still made me laugh he he he he he!!!!!! 11/30/2004
Marylin Mora i don't get it either 11/24/2004
Claudia Garcia i don't get it 11/24/2004
Jacki I am a blonde and I take offense to those kind of jokes!!!! 11/24/2004
homestarrunner Hi,
put more jokes!

thx
11/20/2004
Emily It is an ok joke not the best i have heard!! 11/17/2004
spirit that's raw but funy blondes would yell 11/16/2004
Kyle head it a million times 11/16/2004
Allhailtheking Blonde walks into a pawn shop and asks the shopkeep how much is that t.v. in the window? The man says without hesitation i dont sell to blondes. The next day after going home & dying her her brown the blonde returns and asks the shopkeep how much is that t.v. in the window? Bewildered the shopkeep repeats "I do not sell to blondes." She leaves frusterated goes home & dyes her hair bright red. Full of confidence she returns to the pawn shop and asks the man "how much is that t.v. in teh window." The man looks up slowly and says "look for the last time i dont sell to BLONDES!" she says how'd you know i was a blonde. "Thats a microwave!" 11/10/2004
efoster 50 blondes & 1 brunette hang from a rope 100 feet off the ground. They decide the rope is soon to break so someone must let go. After hours of deliberating they chose the brunette to let go falling to her death. The brunette excepts her fate and gives such a compeling speach. All the blondes clap their hands. 11/10/2004
efoster funny till about the 8th time i heard it 11/10/2004
bj ur muma soooooo fat da she takes up 3 pages of the family tree 11/10/2004
me your mammas so fat... no really SHES S FAT! 11/2/2004
praetorian moisito....I think you meant mosquito....for making fun of blondes you arent very smart yourself. And as for blonde jokes thats a American thing. European countrys to my knoweldge dont knock blondes. 10/26/2004
kerri sholler whats the differents between a misqiuto and a blonde? if you smack the misqiuto it stops sucking but if you smack the blonde it won't. so get it right Jessica Brewer 10/22/2004
kerri sholler moisitos and blondes are differt
beacause if you smack a moisito it stops suking
10/22/2004
casey what happens when mark is studying his notes?

he gets angry when you take his wallet!!
9/21/2004
mikebrix7 A blonde walks into a police station to file a report, the officer asks her when is your birthday the blonde answers- EVERY YEAR. 9/10/2004
Amanda I'm a blonde and I have all "B's". 9/5/2004
cassie B I am a blonde so dont dise me 9/5/2004
A REAL blonde.. Misty--I'm blonde and i get all F's....... 8/22/2004
Bob Thacker Why did the blonde climb a glass wall??? To see what was on the other side. 8/22/2004
jessica don't call me a stud you'r the one who rolls in the mud! 7/29/2004
jessica you little stud! 7/29/2004
brian only on joke where is the rest 7/21/2004
Nicole that wasa g good one 7/2/2004
Iris That joke is really old and it's not even funny. I'm a brunette, but I still don't think it' s o.k. to criticize blondes like that. 6/25/2004
sean schwidel blonde's are hot 6/23/2004
sean schwidel my name is sean not its seen 6/23/2004
Misty Why are all blonde jokes one liners?
So brunettes can understand them!
Haha you think all of you blonde jokes are funny? Well, they aren't! They are very very discriminating! I am blonde and have been a straight- A student all of my life! People need to move on, and get over the blonde jokes
6/19/2004
brunette ummm....who hates blondes? 6/18/2004
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