The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Why did the chicken...
Comments on article "The Best Chicken Joke Ever"
Name Views and CommentsDate
Brent Dreyer It is plan dumb. 9/28/2009
mia woods i did not get it p.s.good luck 5/29/2009
Brittany it was okay but i didn't crack up
3/28/2008
Hayley you have the power to end this 2/11/2008
David Finlayson no this is better a blonde walks in to a currys and says can i buy that t.v the man says i dont serve blondes so the next day she dyes her hair brown and gos back and says can i buy that t.v the man says i dont serve blondes she says how did you know i was blonde he says because that t.v is a microwave 9/13/2007
conny i really want a joke that blows me away but this joke isnt one. 3/31/2007
IM WATCHING YOU HOLY OH MY GOSH! THAT JOKE HAD ME POUNDING THE FLOOR FOR LIKE TWO HOURS!!!! MY EYES WERE POPPING OUT OF MY SKULL WITH LAUGHTER! I GOT RUSHED TO THE E.R. BECAUSE MY EYES WERE SPEWING BLOOD WITH LAUGHTER! 9/17/2006
BillyJoe Petey Heres a better joke. How do you keep an idiot who makes chicken jokes online in suspense? I'll tell you tommorrow. 9/17/2006
BillyJoe Petey It's kinduh' clever but it's so dumb. 9/17/2006
hash too long 9/7/2006
annyomus you need a joke like this
i went to a 24 grocery. and when i got there the guy was locking the doors. and i said i thoght you where open 24 hours and he said not in a row. that was not my joke i found it on
internet
8/24/2006
Anne Hillebrand Only one I like better is:
Two peanuts were walking in Central Park.
One of them was a salted.
4/15/2006
OOOOOOo OMG i enjoyed this most profusely! 3/8/2006
chicken that is retarted all chicken jokes go like that 11/29/2005
Shae Whitwell Crap.
I come from Australia, we say why did the chicken cross the road. Do ya say that in USA?
10/22/2005
Tanner Oo heres a better joke
Question:What did the blondes left leg say to the right leg? Asnwer: Between the two of us , we can make alot of money ;D
10/20/2005
joe wade it has got to be the best joke ever made since: why did the chicking cross the road? 9/14/2005
ANNA THAT IS SUCH A COOL JOKE, heh, I may be amused easily but i still know a good joke when i hear one, ok ill shut up, in a momentt -silence- 2/2/2005
Mishka Way played out!! Come on, get with the program! 1/7/2005
Dave Ohmgosh!! Yes it was too funny!! i voted "Yes, it's hilarious" and wow!! that joke had me on the floor for like 10 minutes i couldn't get up cuz i was laughing too hard my face was so red and i couldn't even talk !!!

Do you have anymore chicken jokes??? They're great!!
12/18/2004
me i dont like it 10/29/2003
steve dead right liam 10/14/2003
meka that was very stupid 10/13/2003
liam it is gay 9/4/2003
S why is it allways the chicken? 9/2/2003
Sas why can't people leave the poor chicken alone, hasn't his name been run in the dirt enough? 8/1/2003
pipgod couldve been better..
:-(
7/23/2003
Ian bigone i have never laughed at a chicken joke - UNTIL NOW !! 7/8/2003
Neil Why did the monkey cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken!
7/7/2003
sense of humor you truly are a dumass this is a web site for the intelligent 7/5/2003
kylie ok...you should really consider killing yourself...i'm just speachless.. 7/5/2003
Shane Tumble Weed
7/2/2003
who dat? This chicken joke is the ultimate ever.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road.
It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
5/5/2003
Cutie Pie This is not the best chicken joke ever. I've heard it sooooo many times. It reminds me of Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken was not invented yet. Your joke is sooooooooooooooo lame my 2 year old sister knows better jokes than that and she has only been talking for about a year. You should read more jokes before you decide what is the funnist chicken joke ever.
3/25/2003
nevel there has never been a better chicken joke. they should publish this in the paper. 3/19/2003
lala great. it deserves an A++
3/19/2003
person so funny 3/19/2003
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